An extremely hungover spy's tenacity in making sure we received a report from the Wednesday night scene at Concorde warmed our hearts so much that we almost forgive her for getting too drunk to follow around some Defamer favorites until they did something interesting.

hungover. dying. but gossip for you. i was at concorde last night, saw justin timberlake sans cameron. with a group of people including paris hilton and lindsay lohan. looked like JT wasn't drinking. paris was being paris, dancing. they they were all at the same booth. wish i could write whole sentences. i can't even begin. lohan disappeared but i didn't see her drinking. do what you need to do. i'm going to vomit.

OK, so our "sober spy" program isn't exactly taking off. With Timberlake, Paris, Lindsay and pals making one of Concorde's booths the epicenter of Hollywood partying, surely someone caught them doing body shots off a midget or sneaking off to the bathroom to blow lines off a baby before eating it.

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