Remember those first couple of seasons of Malcolm in the Middle, when Frankie Muniz was an adorable kid with a habit of breaking the fourth wall and talking to the camera? Then puberty happened, and Agent Cody Banks happened, and now we get a report that other stuff is happening, too:

Frankie Muniz was bowling at the alley next to Jerry's Deli last night with some friends and got quite obnoxious. He went on about his car for quite a while, and very loudly kept declaring how much he likes to (it pains me to write this) "fuck girls". Hmmmm... While bowling, Frankie did these weird groin thrust dance moves whenever he hit any pins, and when a girl hitting on him asked him if he would like a drink, he replied "I don't drink, but I do fuck."

God, he's so fucking adorable we can hardly stand it!

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