Blogger The Corsair transcribes a Jamie Foxx interview from this week's People promoting Collateral, where Foxx, with his leading-man star rising, manages to get in a plug for Tom Cruise's heterosexuality. Cruise's lust for women is so potent it could bring back slavery (the female-only kind, naturally) if the actor chose to abuse his Messianic, super-straight-guy powers:

Jamie Foxx: It's like this: We're all thinking Tom's not coming [to his birthday party]. He comes in with all the Tom Cruise swagger. He's the messiah. I've never seen black people so shocked. My sister calls her friends. 'Oh my God, he's here! Oh my God, he looks so good! Girl, you should see him!' I say to him, 'Did you know you could start slavery right now?'

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