Today is a very special day indeed. On July 2nd, 1986—exactly 18 years ago—Lindsay Lohan was brought into the world. In honor of this milestone, in which Miss Lohan completes the transition from Hollywood Jailbait to Hollywood Barely Legal, we present the photo from Awful Plastic Surgery that started it all, and admit they're probably real.

We'll leave her with this birthday advice: Please, Lindsay, don't go out celebrating with those Olsen Twins. They're trouble. If you're not careful, you'll wind up bunking with Mary-Kate at Cirque Lodge, where it's really, really hard to find any good "eating disorder."

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