Are you tired of drinking all of your celebrity-inspired sparkling wines out of a box? Did you ever wonder how Sofia Coppola might have gotten over the disintegration of her marriage to Spike Jonze, when nights cuddled up with an Oscar statuette weren't cutting it? If your answer to either of these questions is a quivering yes, then you're ready for Sofia Mini canned sparkling wine, named for and inspired by everyone's favorite daddy's girl. (And distributed through his Napa vineyard.)

Sofia Mini: "Because getting drunk on canned booze is easier than picking up a camera to document your ennui."

• Sofia Mini homepage [Sofiamini.com via Witz.org]

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