Sometimes this gig is just so depressing. Says a reader:

[Name redacted], the one who started the Fox Crapper e-mail, does not give a shit what his employer [company name redacted] thinks about his antics. He quit his job several days ago and this week was his last anyway. Either way, everyone at [company name redacted] was just laughing about it anyway. Seems like the Shitter's revenge e-mail had no effect whatsoever.

Maybe if we all clap in unison we can make the Boy Who Cried Poop have five too many at a barbecue this weekend and have his own accident. Kind of like when we brought Tinkerbell back to life, except with explosive diarrhea.

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