...A delusion that they're going to make it in this town and prove their drama coach back in Skokie wrong? A pair of enhanced breasts that make men wistful for beach balls? No, everyone has a car, silly! The new L.A. Weekly dedicates itself to the city's love affair with the automobile. Pick up the LAW's car issue and you'll learn fun facts like the BMW 760Li is known in Hollywood circles as the "Jew Canoe," or pour over articles with subtitles like "The Blinging of Los Angeles." But don't let all of the car coverage let your four-wheeled passion get too heated. No one wants you singeing your "gear-shift knob" on your ride's tailpipe.