Sharon's Secret Pilot?

From a source on the set of the cancelled Sharon Osbourne Show, which is finally finishing production:

Sharon's wrapping today. The crew wants to head off to cast party, but since Sharon has the crew at her disposal, she decides to work them to the end and shoot some episodes as a pilot to shop around the UK, where she's signed on for Simon Cowell's X Factor (replacing "Scary Spice" Mel B who is fuming to be contractually paid for the gig ...).

Oh, Sharon, don't you think the poor crew deserves a drink after listening to you natter on in that seizure-inducing voice for months? Let your people go!