Eisner And The Weinsteins May Face Off In NY

For the low, low price of $1,000 per plate, you may be able to get a front row seat for a strangling. Next week's Steven J. Ross Humanitarian Award dinner will honor Disney CEO Michael Eisner, who will leave the safety of his impressive office fortifications to be feted in New York City. Harvey and Bob Weinstein are Journal Chairs (whatever that entails) for the event. And we all know that Eisner is blocking the release of the Michael Moore documentary, Fahrenheit 911, that the Weinsteins are dying to distribute

How will the organizers keep Harvey Weinstein from jumping across the table to strangle Eisner? Will they replace all of the silverware with plastic knives and forks? Will Eisner receive his award in one of those shark-proof diving cages? We can't wait to hear how it turns out. (Oh yeah, we're sure it's a good cause, etc etc.)