This might be the strangest thing we come across all day. Page Six reports that a "mysterious" group of European backers have approached Mel Gibson about a possible takeover of Disney, impressed at how Gibson turned two hours of a billion Christians' personal savior getting his ass kicked into huge financial gains.
Hmmm. Impressed with The Passion of the Christ? "Mysterious," "European," and flush with cash? Is even the Vatican coming after poor Michael Eisner now?