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Blogger NewYorkish assembles a timeline of Matthew McConaughey's hairline. If the dates are correct, it looks like the mane of his youth receded like the tide, only to come majestically crashing back as he matured. That's usually the way it works, right? There are also great pics of Nicolas Cage and Harry Connick, Jr, with some very angry-looking, accusatory arrows jabbing at their terrorized follicles. Maybe Cage just wanted to look a tad more hirsute for his alleged, secret fiancée.