Richard Roeper, fifty percent of "Ebert and Roeper" (and recipient of one-hundred percent of Roger Ebert's incredulous, "The fuck you say?" stares) puts his staggering powers of prognostication and discernment on display in discussing this summer's upcoming blockbusters:
On Spider-Man 2: "[I] can't envision a scenario" where it doesn't "make a bundle."
On Shrek 2: He's "looking forward to Shrek 2".
On Collateral (starring Tom Cruise): "All you need is a poster that says 'Cruise, Collateral, coming on this date.'"