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Shock-jock under fire/Porky's producer Howard Stern revealed that he has a secret blog on his radio show this morning. Stern said he writes as "another character" and that only "about 4 people are in on the joke." OK, he's almost certainly not Rance, who repeatedly claims to be an actor and not a fat guy eating Twinkies in his basement, laughing at a credulous, gossip-starved public.

If anyone out there in anonymous/pseudonymous blogland has candidates for what might be Stern's secret blog, let us know. If the blogger brags about hurling prosciutto at a stripper's ass, that might be a tip-off.