Supposedly A-list actor/secret blogger Rance sees a Kabbalah-like outbreak of Asian Mysticism in Hollywood. He offers this warning to those who might find themselves in the thrall of a horny producer with rudimentary cooking skills:
...the Yin Dynasty Chinese used the following aphrodisiac recipe: bear paws simmered over a slow fire, then flavored with rhinoceros horn and distilled human urine. Google it up if you don’t believe me. Here’s the item I unearthed, coupled with a piece of advice for the young ladies: If you find yourself at the Beverly Hills home of a wealthy producer who’s preaching the four pillars of destiny while cooking you dinner, take a real close look at your “filet mignon” before digging in.
Is Rance a well-disguised Richard Gere handing out trade secrets?
- This Blog Is Man-Made [Rance]