's spies have caught Lost in Translation darling Scarlett Johansson sucking a little ascendant starlet face with a decidedly unascendant Jared Leto. When was the last we heard from him? With those ridiculous white-boy dreads in Panic Room?

Scarlett, baby, you can't be helping your quote by playing public tonsil hockey with another one of those pretty boy actors who thinks he's in a band. Sure, Cameron Diaz has been there, but then she moved on to Justin Timberlake, who actually is sort of in a band. You're just begging the gossip sites to write corny headlines about the only thing anyone can remember your man-friend being in.