OK, seriously, who is supposedly A-list celebrity blogger Rance?

Are there any clues in today's post? New facts:

1. Rance accompanied a friend to a child's birthday party in Glendale.
(Analysis: Rance is a fake. Who'd be caught dead in Glendale?)

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2. Friend's friend turned out to be a dominatrix.
(Analysis: Rance is real. There is a high demand among Hollywood's elite to have their asses kicked in private by corseted women.)

3. Rance's friend (probably another actor, "a guy you and I mutually know") meets another dominatrix at the party, goes on a date with her, and returns from the date with an outrageous story that he will perhaps share with us at a later date.
(Analysis: Rance is himself the "friend" and went on the date with the dom. Rance may be real, and may be Billy Bob Thornton.)