Like that extra, overlooked gift hidden under the Christmas tree, we discover this: "Sharon Stone Introduces the First-Annual Crest Whitestrips Style Awards", a press release for an awards show for behind-the-scenes stylists of many stripes and sponsored by Hollywood's favorite tooth-whitening solution.
"As someone who has been part of the Hollywood scene for some time now, I know that cutting-edge style and a beautiful white smile are essential on the red carpet — especially during awards season when so much emphasis is put on appearance," says Sharon Stone. "And it is for this reason why I am so excited to take part in honoring Hollywood's unsung heroes — the stylists and friends who have helped us shine on the red carpet."
There's still time left in awards season for these upcoming, improbable awards shows and their celebrity presenters:
—Rosie O'Donnell Presents The American Hydrocephalus Foundation's Heads Up! Awards
—Keanu Reeves Presents the American Sign Language Institute's Silence is Golden Awards
—Colin Farrell Presents Irish Spring's Dirty Leprechaun Awards