Writers Craig Moss and Steve Schoenburg have been hired to pen the remake of classic, risqu -for-its-time, adolescent sex romp Porky's, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Shock connoisseur Howard Stern is executive producing.
We patiently await the flood of 80's classic, risqu -for-their-time, adolescent sex romp remakes that is sure to follow. Look for Ashton Kutcher to take on Zapped!, which featured Scott Baio with the telekinetic power to blow up teenage girl's skirts. This one seems self-explanatory. Hopefully, Kutch won't feel the need to use his powers against the elderly, as he's chosen to do in his personal life. No one wants to see spider veins and support hose underneath a poodle skirt.