Wal-Mart and K-mart have announced plans to sell an RCA DVD player that can filter "objectionable" content. Turned off by Kill Bill, Vol. 1's blood geysers? The DVD player will skip past the violence and mute the f-bombs, leaving you with a chopsocky flick suitable for family viewing.
Attempt to play the forthcoming Jersey Girl DVD and the player's objectionable content filters will erase the disc, urinate on your carpet, and slap your wife for suggesting that "it looks so cute!"
DVD player can excise sex, violence, language [AP via LAT]