It's been just over 10 years since Kurt Cobain killed himself. Everyone knows that 10 years is the statue of limitations on making biopics about self-destructive, voice-of-a-generation types. Now that it's safe to do so, the WB is developing a movie based on Cobain's life. They haven't cast it yet. We've got a couple of suggestions to get the ball rolling.
How about Andy Dick? Sure, it's an offbeat choice. But the role calls for him to play with a shotgun and we can all keep our fingers crossed that he'll lend that extra bit of realism when he inevitably pantomimes fellating the shotgun barrel to show off for the craft service gal.
And you can't have Kurt without Courtney. This one's a no-brainer. Tara Reid will lend a creepy verissimilitude as she stumbles drunk out of her trailer and in front of the cameras, flashing her rack to the grips.