Given the current indeceny-in-entertainment purge, CBS is considering toning down Big Brother to avoid FCC fines. And they haven't yet decided what to do about the unedited web feed that's available 24-7 during the show's run.

They can punish us for your orchestrated revealing of Janet Jackson's Nipple That Ate The World. They can silence the sounds of Viacom's Howard Stern tossing shaved ham at stripper asses basted in mayonnaise while describing his bowel movements. But they better not dare touch our internet feeds of really boring people fucking on top of cheap Ikea furniture, or we're coming for you, Moonves!

Where's the outrage?

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The Trouble With 'Big Brother' [All Your TV via Lost Remote]