By now the entire free world has been appraised of the status of John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' marriage. [ed. Note to Baghdad readers: They're Splitsville!] Page Six is reporting that John Cusack's already been circling Ms. Romijn n e Romijn-Stamos.
And what's John been up to? "Whooping it up" in Orlando's Disney World with "several buddies." We won't speculate that this is a move to make himself more appealing to the soon-to-be-legal Olsen Twins.
If this seems like a strange place to decompress after your high-profile relationship disintegrates, there is a precedent. When Tom recently kicked Penelope out of paradise, he spent an entire day floating through the "It's a Small World" ride in Anaheim with some "Scientologist buddies."
OK, we made that last part up, but if anyone sees Stamos "whooping up" Snow White and a couple of dwarves, we want to know about it.