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more about #fox Aaron Altman: Hey, Fox? Putanginamo. more » Richard Lawson: Oh, it's like Easter at Auschwitz. more » resipsaloquacious: Later in the broadcast, a FOX reporter noted: "On the bright side, Shep, come February 17, 2010, there will be enough ash to slap and nice thick temp... more » topsy: They must be ecstatic over at Fox News. All that destruction means more mail order brides for them. more » miss_msry: Jesus ash? More like Satan dust. more » m4ximusprim3: He then elaborated: "Also, in this reporters' opinion, God is doing this because small, fast brown people are harder to smite one by one. It's easier ... more » RheaPollstry: All those Thetans that were trapped in that volcano for billions of years must be super relieved. more » Unsolicited Advice: Well, given all the Muslim uprisings in that country, God's decision "says a lot." /Shep Smith is a racist more » meechybee: And just think of all the nice new presents they can get after their houses, cars, and everything they own are completely swallowed by the pyroclastic... more » NotChoinski: Those idiots wouldn't recognize fire and brimstone when they saw it. more » Lysergic Asset: They'll have Michelle Malkin on to echo this sentiment in 3...2...1... more » PaisleyPajamas: Doubly bad is the fact that some of the climate change naysayers claim that a good burp from the earth (i.e., volcano erupting) is all that is really ... more » Trai_Dep: Hey, if forced simulated drowning until driven psychotic, with your warm piss mixing with the contents of your emptied bowels dribbling thickly down y... more » RollsRoyceRevenge: He looks like he eats gold. Great big greasy gobs of fattening gold. With futures sauce. more » unclevanya: Has Jon Stewart already done the Goldmember jokes/clips? I don't wanna if it's already been done... more » Mediahohoho: So...he's not being paid by Goldline? Because otherwise, Fox News just put together a semantic word salad that means absolutely nothing. Either he's b... more » OMG! Ponies!: Ah yes. Joel Cheatwood. I believe he works with Ted Swindleham and Carla Bilkingsworth. I heard he studied at Wharton under the tutelage of Prof. H... more » se7a7n7: I would suggest that company he works for gets some real investigative journalists to find out just what he's doing, but I don't think Faux News has any. more » naugahydeinplainsight: Of course this comes as no surprise, just like the fact that Fox's "zero tolerance" for on-screen errors policy is meaningless as well. Just look at t... more » NotChoinski: So all the Robust Public Option has to do is shell out some $$$ to hire Beck as their spokesman? If that's the case its totally worth it! more » -
#videuhoh
Fox Declares Christmas Miracle as Volcano Threatens Philippines
Do you need context, for this? A Fox correspondent says Philippines is covered in ash, because of a volcano, so "in a way they're having a white christmas." So nice of Jesus to blanket them in His loving sulfur! -
#gold
Fox to Beck: Maybe You Should Cut Back on the Gold a Little?
Something's gone terribly wrong at Fox News—they keep responding to criticism as if it's valid! Someone at the network sent a letter to Glenn Beck wondering why he's always constantly shilling for gold.
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#pornagain
How Reality TV Took the Shame Out of Pornography
Look everyone! This guy who is going to be a contestant on upcoming reality show Conveyor Belt of Love was in gay porn! Ugh, this has become so commonplace it's boring. Now these genres go hand in hand. More » -
#traderoundup
Bow Before the Comcast-NBC Universal Megalith
Actually save it for when the deal actually goes through. But that time has moved closer now that Comcast announced a $30 billion deal to take over NBC Universal from GE. The next big question: Are regulators going to flip? More » -
#journalismism
In Which Fox Edits Lies into the News
Here's how an accurate-but-slanted story becomes an outright lie: the conservative (and rapidly collapsing) Moonie-owned Washington Times notes that Republicans didn't show up to Obama's dinner. Then, Fox takes over. More » -
#feuds
Bill O'Reilly Declares Victory as 75-Year-Old Man Retires
In 2007, Bill O'Reilly's attack dog Jesse Watters ambushed veteran lefty journalist Bill Moyers at home and yelled at him for a while, about hating the troops. Now, Moyers is retiring. Advantage: O'Reilly! More » -
#punditry
Sean Hannity Promises to Respond to Comedy Show That Fact-Checked Him
We all saw the Daily Show fact-checking Fox clip, right? Where Hannity reused 9/12 rally footage and pretended it was from last week? Guess what: Hannity is going to "respond" tonight, on his show! So we'd better all watch!
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#dailyshow
The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs
On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart performed a bravura 8-and-a-half minute monologue in the style of Glenn Beck on the subject of Glenn Beck's appendicitis.
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#foxnews
Fox Getting Something Wrong Clip of the Weekend
NY-23 update: remember how the Republican dropped out because national movement conservatives smeared her as an abortion-loving socialist? Fox spent two days reporting that she then endorsed the Conservative Party candidate. That is the opposite of the truth. -
#sigh
Glenn Beck Warns of Imaginary Fox News Ban
This Glenn Beck tweet links to a blog that has misread a piece of obvious (and terrible) satire, penned by a right-wing talk radio producer. Just like he did last week. They don't even get the unfunny jokes they make themselves! -
#journalismism
Fox Reporter to Host Totally Balanced Anti-Health Care Reform Event
Look at that, a "reporter" for a "legitimate news organization" is co-hosting a "day of health care events" sponsored by a conservative advocacy group! His name is John Stossel and as of last month he works for Fox News. More » -
#journalismism
Jake Tapper Demands White House Apologize To Fox News
ABC White House correspondent and alleged tool Jake Tapper is furious with the White House for saying Fox News is not a "legitimate news organization." He had an argument with Robert Gibbs about it! More » -
#videuhoh
Hell's Kitchen Picked the Wrong Magazine
The finale of Fox's Hell's Kitchen was last night. We won't tell you who won the competition, but "Most Awkward" prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip. -
#mediatitans
Oh, Fun: Rupert Murdoch's Supposedly Interested in Buying NBC Universal
Bill O'Reilly, call your office: Citing CNBC, Reuters says Rupert Murdoch is interested in buying a piece of NBC Universal, which could lead to a major embarrassment when O'Reilly draws Keith Olbermann in the corporate Secret Santa program. More » -
#foxnews
Obama Declares War on the Republic of Fox News
It's war! War between Obama and Fox! All that talk about Democrats being too weak to use American might was wrong: Obama will win Afghanistan and the afternoon! More » -
#shootingczars
Lou Dobbs Still Happily Joining Fox News Crusades
After Glenn Beck got sooooo much attention for it, boring Sean Hannity decided to go after a "Czar" too. Beck's was too black, so Hannity set his sights on one who is too gay. Look who's joining the cause! More » -
#scandal
Fox Rains on the So You Think You Can Dance On-Air Vagina Parade
Looks like Rupert Murdoch isn't going to have to open up his gargantuan wallet to pay off the FCC because of a So You Think You Can Dance vagina slip. Why? Well, there was no vagina. More » -
#ratingsreport
Wow, People Are Actually Watching These New Shows!
We've gotten most of the new series premieres out of the way, and a funny thing happened—most of them are doing pretty well. What does all this mean? More » -
#death
The War Against Census Takers
The coroner of Clay County,KansasKentucky has confirmed that the word "FED" was scrawled on the dead body of census worker and teacher Bill Sparkman, who was found asphyxiated earlier this month. More » -
#hurray
Fox won't stop believing in Glee, poised to pick show up for the full season.
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#punditry
Bill O'Reilly: Socialist
Well well well! We liberals have caught Bill O'Reilly in another of his hypocritical lies! That conservative blowhard can't get away with announcing his... support of a government-backed public insurance option? More » -
#beingandnothingness
Gimmick Blogs To Conquer Television
If you're tired of hearing tales of how your downstairs neighbor got a book deal for his online compilation of images of his bad hair days, we've got news for you. Brace yourself to hear about his TV development deal. More » -
#idols
Why Ellen Was Picked for American Idol
For all the attention Washington's bluster gets, history will see this little health care squabble as a mere sideshow distraction from the news we received yesterday; news that will fundamentally alter the way we pick our next American Idol.
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#foundpoetry
Fox News Twitter
Well, probably hacked. Either hacked or Fox decided to break the news themselves that "Sean Hannity Blows his mom." Update: More »HackedSpoofed -
#sex
The Double Entendres Of August
There is so little "real news," in August. So you can create your own conspiratorial mythology, like Glenn Beck, or you can just turn literally everything you say into a "that's what she said" joke, like everyone else on TV. More » -
#realamerica
America's Favorite Mad Man: Glenn Beck!
Glenn Beck, who is now just explicitly repackaging race-baiting apocalyptic Alex Jones conspiracy theories and misspelling OLIGARCHY, broke 3 million viewers last Wednesday. That is more than your favorite show! More » -
#nostalgiarules
Get Out the Croquet Set, Heathers Is Headed to TV
Fox announced today that they're bringing the dead mean girls back from the grave for a small screen version of every hipster's favorite 1988 black comedy. So, what's their damage? More » -
#clips
Shep Smith Has an HD Surprise for Us!
Studio B With Shepar Smith's new HD weather graphics? They do not really seem completely finished, maybe. But still, Fox is 200% more high-def than all the other cable news networks! Plus! More » -
#traderoundup
Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
Someone needs to tell AMC that vampires are the host monster now, as they shell out big bucks for a zombie show. Natalie Portman also gets a TV deal. And Legos (yes, the toy) are coming to the big screen. More » -
#democracy
Hand-Written Signs Prove Legitimacy of Town Hall Protests
Some liberals and elected Democrats have asserted that the anti-health care reform town hall protesters are engaged in "astroturfing," a term meaning corporate-sponsored pretend grassroots activity. But Fox has definitively disproved that. More » -
#pundits
Bill O'Reilly Loves Kids, Obama
Oh, look, a picture of Bill O'Reilly's Valentine to Obama. Look at that hilarious multiculti group of kids he is with! Is this a college admissions brochure? FreeRepublic commenters are making loofah jokes! (Adorable, guys, but it's "falafel.") [Mediaite] -
#bestfriends
Bill O'Reilly's Love Letter to Barack Obama
As Glenn Beck, Lou Dobbs, Rush, and other wackos compete to be the loudest and most hysterical opponent of Barack Obama, one former boogeyman has toned it way down. Bill O'Reilly just wrote the President a nationally syndicated birthday card. More » -
#thatsentertainment
Glenn Beck: Man of A Thousand Voices
It's best to watch this clip without any context or introduction. Just click, and press play, and prepare to be entertained. More » -
#foxfriends
Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
On Fox's Romper Room and Friends this morning, Glenn Beck said we should all probably save the nation with the power of prayer. More » -
#whatsinaname
Glee Will Soon Be Back to Turn Those Frowns
Oh, joy. Glee, even. Fox's rousing, wonderful new musical series is now officially slated for a September 9th return. Plus there's been a new musical number clip released, and it is fabulous. "Bust Ya Windows" fabulous. Here it is: More » -
#fox
Another Reason to Love Shep Smith
Fox anchor and car chase aficionado Shepard Smith is probably the best anchor on TV right now, both for pure entertainment value and for his genuinely non-partisan commitment to telling the truth as he sees it. Also he hates Boston. More » -
#presidentialpreemption
TV Networks Bravely Fight for the Right to Think You Can Dance
As we plod through The Summer People Stopped Watching Network TV, said networks are making a fuss about Barack Obama's insistence on holding press conferences because it temporarily prevents them from profiting from their endlessly looped last-gasp humiliation-based reality shows. More » -
#warishell
Kill American Prisoners, Fox News Demands
Gazillion-Star General and "Fox News Strategic Analyst" Ralph Peters never met a problem America couldn't solve by nuking a nation of brown people or Commies. That American soldier who got hisself captured by the Taliban? Peters says let him hang! More » -
#keeppaula
The Vicodin-Riddled Masses Demand Fox Save Their Slurry Queen
A grassroots rebellion has seized Twitter in an effort to save Paula's slot on the Idol's judges panel. Will the Twitterverse switch their avatars from a Iran-protest green to a sparkly rainbows for Paula? More »
