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#commonsense
The STFU Manners Mafia: We're One Step Short of Beating You with Your Cell Phone
Common situation in an elevator: Mr. Mouthbreather near you has a ringing phone, which he answers, and talks into, loudly. He should be facepunched, right? Right! Ergo, Sunday Styles trend piece: People now vigilantly fighting back against manner-less, oblivious pricks. More » -
#sextapes
(Alleged) Beauty Queen Threeway Tape Rocks The Internet [NSFW]
We know what you're thinking: Fleshbot, I haven't even heard of Hiroko Mima (aka Miss Universe Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (aka Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008)—why should I care about their sex lives? [Fleshbot] -
#thingsweactuallylike
If you read this week's Ethicist column, (A) I'm sorry, (B) here's your consolation.
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#disasters
2012 and Precious Box-Office Takes Prove Worlds' Sadomasochism Fetish Profitable
Roland Emmerich's "Apocalypse BUKKAKE" masterpiece, 2012, opened at the box office on Friday! For a movie where everyone already knows the ending—the world, it ends—it did really, really well. So did the sad movie about the sad girl. More » -
#picoftheday
Funny Thing is: People are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
[A vision of a Utopian future in which commuting through Times Square involves more charm, less elbowing of Wicked and Toys R Us-destined tourists in the face. Images by Studio Lindfors via BLDGBLOG. More here. ] -
#revelations
Anonymous Call Girl Author Belle de Jour Outed as "Slutty Scientist" Costume Incarnate
Showtime's Secret Diary of a Call Girl was based on a series of bestselling books by anonymous prostitute Belle de Jour. How hot is this? Turns out she's a well-regarded British scientist, Dr. Brooke Magnanti. She came out last night. More » -
#awesomethings
A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of Going Rogue
Sarah Palin writing a book was asking for trouble. Here it is. McCain campaign emails have leaked, and they're completely damning to the validity of the book's narrative. Involved: the "whack" Saturday Night Live, radio pranks, and McCain's campaign manager. More » -
#snldigest
Was Last Night's SNL Really The Worst Episode Ever?
So, here at SNL Digest, we're trying to have a hopeful, kind conversation about a show—and a tradition—we hold dear, the slope of its decline regardless. But last night's January Jones episode? One word: disaster. How disaster-y? More » -
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#altarcations
Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding
If love is a battlefield, and weddings are your infantry missions, Phyllis Nefler is Sherman, burning up the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Well, she just earned her Downfall meme: we've found our first weddings trend. OOH-RAH, Matrimony Marines. More »ConspiracyTrend -
#existentialism
Dude waits 12 hours in rain so girlfriend can buy H&M Jimmy Choos. Related: Sissyphus.
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#scandal
Impressively Evil: Health Care Lobbyists Busted Writing Speeches For Congress. Literally.
Heath Care Industry Rule Number Four Thousand and Eighty: DC lobbyists are shady. And exactly how shady are the lobbyists of Washington DC who worked both sides of the health care debate? They ghostwrote speeches for politicians lining their pockets. More » -
#existentialism
The first thing in this morning's Gawker Weekend inbox: People Talking on Bananas. Sigh.
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#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » - Yesterday - November 14, 2009
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#openthread
Saturday Night Special
Another fun day rounds up at 10PM. Andrew Sullivan thugged out, everyone douche'd out, Julia Allison art'd out, Bernie Madoff sold out (literally), and everyone on Twitter is dead. Including, now, me. Great. Here's your open thread: SNL and stuff! More » -
#videuhoh
Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
I know, I know. GOD, Julia Allison, when will you stop posting about her, she totally sucks, etc, etc. Well, stuff this in your empty comment box and smoke it: Julia Allison, doing performance art, about art. I'm serious. More » -
#gawkerexclusive
Inside the Bernie Madoff Tchotchke Auction
Bernie Madoff, the most successful fraudster in US financial history, is in jail. Everything he once owned went on the auction block today. Hunter Walker was there to watch people purchase souvenirs of the American financial collapse.
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#beefs
Andrew Sullivan, Calling Out Sarah Palin: I Know You Read My Blog, Sucka!
Our favorite gay, British, libertarian-conservative High Ganja Priest of Political Commentary, The Atlantic's marathon Daily Dish blogger (and lovah) Andrew Sullivan, is calling out Sarah Palin. For what, this time? For reading his blog, son. SHOTS FIRED. This shit's gangsta:
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#games
Gawker Guessing Game: The New York Post's Heavy Metal Headline
Damn, New York Post. You rocked it with today's headline, which gets placed in the epic "STAB BABY" headline file. But why so serious? Who're they talking about? Pinch Sulzberger? Col Allen? Jon Gosselin? Make guesses, place your bets! Ready? More » -
#levijohnstonwatch
Levi Johnston's Playgirl Spread: The Royal Alaskan Penis Has Been Shot
Levi Johnston is coming. Not to dinner with Sarah Palin, but to the pages of Playgirl. The pictures have now been taken, and a detail-laden missive from the Dr. Frankenstein of Playgirl, Daniel Nardicio, has been whipped out for us. More » -
#icanhazmasturpeesuz
Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks
Art Nerds with Computers fight. About what? The Whitney Museum's new website either sucks or really sucks, says New Museum's web designer. Also, the New York Public Library lion looks like the MGM Grand lion. And sucks. Me-yow. [AFC] -
#rumors
Killing Them Softly: The ______ Is Dead Twitter Meme
If the New York Times' The Moment blog and its Twitter feed "hear" that Moz is dead, does it actually happen? Former Idolator editor Maura Johnston writes: "This inspired a lot of panicked e-mails to me late last night." Why? More » -
#bookreviews
Tao Lin's Guardian book review. Related: Going to hospital, back at 3. Brain: exploded.
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#gossiproundup
Where Teary, Party-Escaping Lindsay Lohan and St. Elmo's Fire Meet in the Middle
Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We're not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it's awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » - Friday - November 13, 2009
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#twitterati
Republican's Abortion Joke Positively Uproarious
A Bush-Cheney operative let loose a zinger about orgies and abortion; Kurt Andersen finally watched The Wire; and Neel Shah was discovered something unusual in Oprah's hold music. The Twitterati found some low-hanging fruit. More » -
#pullquote
Jack Welch —
the former G.E. chief executive expressing relief that he and his wife Suzy will, like Maria Bartiromo, no longer write a column for BusinessWeek now that it's owned by Bloomberg, to the New York Post. -
#picoftheday
Plaster of Paris
[A wax statue of Paris Hilton is one of the attractions at the newly-opened Louis Toussaud's Waxworks in Thailand, the fifth international branch of the company (not to be confused with the more popular Madame Tussaud's). Image via Getty] -
#kreepekats
Kreepie Kats Klassik: "Without Lou Dobbs Around, Where Will I Get My Casual Racism and Xenophobia? Oh, Right. My Dad! Love you, Man!"
This week, Jim Behrle's Kartoon Kats solve Afghanistan and NBC. Also: blue alien bazongas in 3D! -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." [Jezebel] -
#maghag
Spot The Plus-Size Model In Glamour
How's that "body image revolution" going for Glamour? Baby steps, but moving forward. [Jezebel] -
#exclusive
Levi Johnston Turns Down Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving Dinner Invitation
Sarah Palin may have invited her daughter's babydaddy to Thanksgiving dinner, but the future Playgirl centerfold will not be passing the yams with the Palins. He turned down her offer, saying she's "full of it."
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#thewaywelivenow
Google Search Box Suggestions Allow Us to Peer into the Internet's Dark, Disturbing Id
There are things you don't tell your husband. There are things you don't tell your therapist. But virtually everything can go into Google's search box — for Google to re-broadcast to the world, via its "suggestion" feature. More » -
#opencaption
Help! He Needs Someone. Help!
[Paul McCartney coaxes a stuffed animal into his limo and kidnaps it in London today. He will not return the bear to its parents until control of the Beatles catalog is given back to him. Image via INF]
