Judge Feels That Chris Brown's Tour Doesn't Count as Community Service

It's an exciting time in the charity scene right now—both Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown are scrambling to finish hundreds of community service hours in order to avoid jail time and pursue their chosen endeavors. Chris announced last night that he's been forced to postpone his tour until he completes 100 hours. » 1/27/15 10:35am Today 10:35am

Kim Kardashian Is Probably in on the Joke of Her Super Bowl Commercial

Kim Kardashian stars in a T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial that mocks her self- (and selfie-) obsession and the perception that she's mainly "famous for being famous." These are not new criticisms of Kim, but it's kind of funny that a corporation paid her to deliver them herself this time. Does she get that she's being… » 1/27/15 10:30am Today 10:30am

Blink One-Eighty-Feud: Tom DeLonge Is "Disrespectful and Ungrateful"

While Monday's predicted crippling blizzard fell short of our expectations, a separate torrential drama was snowballing out of control in the disappointing storm's wake: Blink-182, poppunk trio known for performing playground humor in adult bodies, have stood steadfast by their decision to oust longtime guitar player… » 1/27/15 10:15am Today 10:15am

Kim Kardashian Says Bruce Jenner Is On a "Journey" 

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight that will air this evening, Kim Kardashian suggested that her stepfather Bruce Jenner is on some kind of "journey," but she insisted that "that's his journey to talk about." She also said he's the happiest she's ever seen him. » 1/27/15 8:55am Today 8:55am

Emma Watson to Date an Animal Live on Screen

New and a bit alarming. Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True that she's no Prince Charming. But there's something in Emma Watson that we simply didn't see—until this afternoon. As it turns out, what we did not see inside Emma Watson was her burning desire to play Belle in a live action version of Disney's » 1/26/15 4:00pm Yesterday 4:00pm

Here's How a Person Who's Famous for No Reason Stays Famous

Josie Cunningham shot to fame in the UK a few years ago when she got a boob job using funds from the NHS. The Leeds native has managed to parlay that attention into something of a career by pulling stunts like claiming that a man lied to her about being a famous football star and then impregnated her. She sold… » 1/26/15 3:18pm Yesterday 3:18pm

HBO Doc: Church of Scientology Split Up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

HBO's adaptation of Lawrence Wright's Church of Scientology exposé Going Clear made its Sundance debut yesterday, reportedly to a floored audience. Beyond explaining the convoluted history of the faith, Alex Gibney's documentary also takes aim at the celebrities caught in the church's quarrelsome whirlwind. … » 1/26/15 2:52pm Yesterday 2:52pm

Porn Star on Drake's Thirsty DMs: "The Whole Thing Was Cringeworthy"

Drake is the gooberest cool rapper on Earth, and the following story will only further cement his goober legend. Last night, in an interview with a Miami sports radio station, Mia Khalifa—the number one ranked porn star on Pornhub—told a story about someone who is almost definitely Drake sliding into her Instagram… » 1/26/15 2:45pm Yesterday 2:45pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 1: What the Fuck, Babe?

Kristin Cavallari's first book, Balancing on Heels, drops in approximately 500 days. Starting today, we will begin marking the days on our calendar, which is a special two-year calendar, so don't worry, it has enough days. We will also mark the days here on Defamer, every day, for the next 500 days. What's happening… » 1/26/15 2:27pm Yesterday 2:27pm

Both Sides Never: The Partial Narrative of Björk's Breakup Album

To hear her tell it, Björk struggled to keep her relationship with artist Matthew Barney alive. Toward the end, she fretted over how and when to approach him. If she had any fault, it was feeling too much, being too invested in their relationship, trying too hard. Barney was closed-off, distant, fatalistic, and… » 1/26/15 1:21pm Yesterday 1:21pm

You Can Sod Off If You Think Oasis Will Get Back Together For Charity

Noel Gallagher, the somewhat nicer but less sizzling hot geezer in drunk singalong band for thirtysomethings Oasis, was interviewed recently by Q Magazine, in which an Oasis reunion was sent back to the bog. You must be mental if you think Oasis will reunite for anything short of the Queen's fortune in gold and rubies! » 1/26/15 10:45am Yesterday 10:45am

Lena Dunham Explains at Length How She Confused Lil Jon and Lil Wayne

Millennial actress Lena Dunham recently "deleted Twitter" because she is "trying to create a safer space for herself emotionally." Now, Instagram is her choice of platform for sharing her thoughts with the world. Today, Dunham explains at length on the photo-sharing platform the non-racist way she confusing Lil' Jon… » 1/26/15 10:20am Yesterday 10:20am

Kristin Cavallari Has a Brand New Book Dropping in 400-500 Days

What will you be doing roughly 13-17 months from now? Maybe you'll finally be taking a stay-cation in sunny Tulum, where you could live by then. Perhaps you'll be starting a new job at the soda can factory. You might even be well into your second pregnancy if you start on the first one right now. Change is scary, but… » 1/23/15 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm