Both Sides Never: The Partial Narrative of Björk's Breakup Album

To hear her tell it, Björk struggled to keep her relationship with artist Matthew Barney alive. Toward the end, she fretted over how and when to approach him. If she had any fault, it was feeling too much, being too invested in their relationship, trying too hard. Barney was closed-off, distant, fatalistic, and… » 1/26/15 1:21pm 3 minutes ago

You Can Sod Off If You Think Oasis Will Get Back Together For Charity

Noel Gallagher, the somewhat nicer but less sizzling hot geezer in drunk singalong band for thirtysomethings Oasis, was interviewed recently by Q Magazine, in which an Oasis reunion was sent back to the bog. You must be mental if you think Oasis will reunite for anything short of the Queen's fortune in gold and rubies! » 1/26/15 10:45am Today 10:45am

Lena Dunham Explains at Length How She Confused Lil Jon and Lil Wayne

Millennial actress Lena Dunham recently "deleted Twitter" because she is "trying to create a safer space for herself emotionally." Now, Instagram is her choice of platform for sharing her thoughts with the world. Today, Dunham explains at length on the photo-sharing platform the non-racist way she confusing Lil' Jon… » 1/26/15 10:20am Today 10:20am

Kristen Cavallari Has a Brand New Book Dropping in 400-500 Days

What will you be doing roughly 13-17 months from now? Maybe you'll finally be taking a stay-cation in sunny Tulum, where you could live by then. Perhaps you'll be starting a new job at the soda can factory. You might even be well into your second pregnancy if you start on the first one right now. Change is scary, but… » 1/23/15 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm

Swarm of Mosquitos May Save Lindsay Lohan from Jail 

Did you hear? Lohan Lohan was recently diagnosed with the incurable mosquito virus Chikungunya in Bora Bora. She was hospitalized in London this week with a "high fever" and "joint pain," and it was all very hectic, which means Lindsay has not completed her court-ordered community service hours due next week, TMZ… » 1/23/15 3:38pm Friday 3:38pm

The Boy Next Door Is Backward Trash...But Fun!

At last, we've reached it: the MILF stage of Jennifer Lopez's career. If you have eyes and the sense of what must happen to keep sex selling, you predicted this. However, practically none of us could have predicted that Lopez would reach this rite of passage via the heaping serving of frequently nonsensical pulp that… » 1/23/15 3:21pm Friday 3:21pm

Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Throwing Shade

On last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen revisited one of the classic diva feuds—Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez. During the WWHL lightning-round staple Plead the Fifth, he asked guest J.Lo, "If you were in Las Vegas only one night, and could only see one show, would you rather see Mariah or… » 1/23/15 11:01am Friday 11:01am

Willow Smith's Instagram Nipple Photo is Freaking Everyone Out

Willow Smith, a fragment of a holographic reality who has the ability to control time (and also the 14-year-old daughter of Will Smith) did her part for the Free the Nipple movement on Instagram by posing in a shirt with some boobs on it, and everyone is so mad at her. She's a parent's nightmare! » 1/23/15 10:35am Friday 10:35am

Does Teresa Giudice Have a Makeup Artist in Prison?

Newly weaveless inmate Teresa Giudice has still found ways to look "amazing" in prison, according to her 14-year-old daughter Gia. In an interview with E! News to promote her girl group and new reality series, Gia revealed that when she visited her mom, she had "just had her makeup done." » 1/23/15 9:41am Friday 9:41am

Dance Moms Star Says Shia LaBeouf Smelled Bad On Music Video Shoot 

Dance Moms star and unfiltered ray of UV light from a Solar Storm 220V 24 lamp tanning bed Maddie Ziegler has finally cleared up some of the misconceptions about the Sia music video she recently starred in with Shia LaBeouf. Chiefly, that Shia LaBeouf does NOT smell good, he smells bad. » 1/22/15 1:05pm Thursday 1:05pm

Rider Strong Chooses to Name His Son Something More Stupid Than Rider

Rider Strong, who I hope has enough royalties from his Boy Meets World days to raise a child, has had a child. People Magazine writes that Strong and his wife, Alexandra Barretto, "successfully kept Barretto's pregnancy completely under wraps." Hmm. Wonder how they did that. The world is indeed a mystery sometimes. So… » 1/22/15 1:00pm Thursday 1:00pm