Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: That Was Then This Is Now

Hello, Dolls! It’s great to see you all again. I hope you’ve had a restful few weeks between Keeping Up With the Kardashians seasons, and you’ve properly mourned the loss of KUWTK’s old, tired, and clunky graphics. That’s right, ain’t no old graphics, bih, we got new graphics and opening sequences, bihhhhh! Things are… »11/17/15 11:50am11/17/15 11:50am

Gwen Stefani's Friend Explains: That's Not Gavin Rossdale's Wedding Ring

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: divorcing, as I’m sure you’ve heard. There were probably a number of factors that went in to the decision, but this week, reports surfaced that Gwen discovered—via the cloud—that Gavin cheated on her with the nanny. So why is he still wearing his wedding ring? »11/17/15 10:43am11/17/15 10:43am

Simon Cowell Bragging About Talking to Zayn—OK, Man

Since its release last week, One Direction’s new album Made in the A.M. has echoed loudly over the hot, muddy shit pits of hell. “I’ve got fire for a heart, I’m not scared of the dark. You’ve never seen it look so easy.” On the beat, the devil cackles and takes a coal from the fire, tossing it onto Harry Styles’s… »11/16/15 11:27am11/16/15 11:27am

Christina Aguilera Has Also Been on The Voice and Divorced

Perhaps you’ve seen the news: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani both divorced; Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani flirting on The Voice; Gavin Rossdale reportedly cheated on Gwen Stefani with the nanny for three years; Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani dating for real. What about Christina Aguilera? »11/13/15 1:31pm11/13/15 1:31pm

Justin Bieber Is Not a Grown-Up Yet

Today sees the release of the fourth proper Justin Bieber studio album, Purpose, an album that contains a fair amount of listenable material from Bieber (at least three songs!). Preceding this album has been a string of derpily titled singles—“Where Are Ü Now,” “What Do You Mean,” “Sorry”—that work on their own as… »11/13/15 12:00pm11/13/15 12:00pm

Looking Back on Leonardo DiCaprio's 41st Year

[Singing] Leeeoooo, to Leeooooo, Happy Birthday to Leeeooooo, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posseeee. [End] It’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s 41st birthday today and he sure still doesn’t have any Oscars, but boy has he vacationed with models and Richie Akiva. Let’s remember his year as a 40-year-old—together. »11/11/15 4:45pm11/11/15 4:45pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 291: Kristin Thrilled to Support PETA in Limited Capacity

As it says in the “Charity work and public image” section of her Wikipedia page, Kristin Cavallari once appeared in ads for PETA, the animal rights organization favored by celebutantes who want to pose nude “for a cause.” Though Kristin did not actually appear naked in her ad, which aired sometime between 2006 and… »11/11/15 4:43pm11/11/15 4:43pm

Freeheld Screenwriter Says Film Was Sanitized by Studio: "We Can Still Be Fags and Dykes"

Freeheld, the Oscar-bait gay-rights drama in which Julianne Moore and Ellen Page played real life lesbian couple Laurel Hester and Stacie Andree, came and left theaters in October after grossing a little more than $500,000. At last week’s Vanguard Awards, hosted by the Los Angeles LGBT Center, Freeheld’s screenwriter… »11/11/15 1:54pm11/11/15 1:54pm

Reality Star Accused of Faking Cancer Admits He Was Lying About Treatment But Says He's Not Lying About His Lies

Brooks Ayers, the Real Housewives of Orange County personality accused of faking cancer, admitted today that he lied about his treatments but insists he isn’t lying now about the lies he’s previously told. »11/11/15 1:41pm11/11/15 1:41pm