500 Days of Kristin, Day 61: Almond Butter Cookie Plotline REVEALED

Almost 9 weeks ago, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari commenced miserable toil on her debut book, which she has chosen to call Balancing on Heels. At the time, she stated the tome would encompass "really just everything in my life." Today, we can finally reveal the first confirmed part of "everything." » 3/27/15 4:37pm Friday 4:37pm

Zayn Finally Speaks: "I’ve Let Fans Down"

Zayn—what's going on in his brain? So many thoughts he can't contain. He had to give his mouth free rein, so an exclusive interview The Sun obtain(ed)—Zayn. » 3/27/15 3:32pm Friday 3:32pm

Clorox Spox David Hasslehoff Recommends Topless Cleaning Service, Clorox

In a dark meeting of brands, David Hasselhoff agreed to an interview with Yahoo! about his forthcoming Vine ad campaign for Clorox (yes). The Hoff sees himself as the perfect fit for six-second advertisements for cleaning products, and allowing him to explain why and how was a mistake. » 3/27/15 3:18pm Friday 3:18pm

Fred Durst Says He's Not Robert, Looks Pretty Murdery Anyway

The overwhelming popularity of the HBO miniseries The Jinx has brought down shame on the Durst family name. Dursts everywhere, whether directly related to the NYC real estate family or not, have had to assert their independence from the alleged serial killer. The man most often confused for a murderer? Limp Bizkit… » 3/27/15 2:45pm Friday 2:45pm

James Franco Dons Incredible Disguise, Goes Unnoticed by No One

Eva Mendes: I've Said It Before and I'll Say It Again—Fuck Pants

As Eva Mendes desperately tries to sell the Eva Mendes for New York & Company clothing line, which is probably being pitched as "feminine" and "flirty," she must remind you: pants are bad and uncomfortable. Dresses (from the Eva Mendes for New York & Company collection) are great. But pants? No, thank you. » 3/27/15 9:50am Friday 9:50am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 60: The Case of the Missing Rollerskating Party

In 2006, Kristin Cavallari—whose debut book drops in 440 days—hosted a little-watched reality show called Get This Party Started on UPN. Here's a paper advertisement for it. The program ran for only two episodes during the month of February, but at least five more were taped, never to air. » 3/26/15 5:29pm Thursday 5:29pm

Look at Sophie Hunter’s Wedding Gown or Don't, I Don't Care

Sophie Hunter, the woman Benedict Cumberbatch chose to marry instead of you and also instead of me, so sorry to us, unveiled her one-of-a-kind Valentino wedding gown in Vogue and on Instagram today. » 3/26/15 1:10pm Thursday 1:10pm

Laters, Baby: 50 Shades of Grey Sequel Officially Without a Director

"There's something about you. I can't leave you alone. I'm like a moth to a flame," Christian Grey once told Anastasia Steele. In a statement released today, director Sam Taylor-Johnson told the 50 Shades of Grey franchise the opposite. (In a way.) » 3/26/15 10:43am Thursday 10:43am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 59: Sold for $5.99

On the 58th day of Kristin, I revealed that I had recently discovered a rare piece of Kristin Cavallari memorabilia on eBay: a magazine page advertising a little-seen reality show called Get This Party Started, hosted by Kristin. The bidding started and ended at $5.99, and today I can reveal that the high bidder was:… » 3/25/15 3:25pm Wednesday 3:25pm

Taraji P. Henson's Son to Transfer Colleges After Racial Profiling

In a new issue of Uptown magazine, Empire star Taraji P. Henson says that her son, 20-year-old Marcel, was racially profiled at the University of Southern California and will transfer to Howard University, her alma mater. » 3/25/15 2:55pm Wednesday 2:55pm

A Hockey Game Happened To Sarah Jessica Parker Last Night

On the one hand, you can definitely say that Sarah Jessica Parker was physically in attendance at last night's hockey game between the New York Rangers and Los Angeles Kings. On the other, her soul and spirit were very, very far away, twirling inside a novel about an old ballet dancer. » 3/25/15 2:07pm Wednesday 2:07pm

Auf Weider Zayn Goodbye (to One Direction)

Hey, Zayniacs. Having a good day? Feeling refreshed and remaining positive about the future of One Direction, despite Zayn Malik's recent decision to take time off in order to recuperate from stress brought on by the media? I think you might need to sit down. » 3/25/15 1:22pm Wednesday 1:22pm

Hi I'm Hilary Duff and I'm the Type to "Act Ghetto"

Hiya, I'm Hilary Duff! You might know me from the Disney show Lizzie McGuire, which I love(d), or my new blue hairdo, which I love (will keep loving). It's fun, like I'm fun, you know, or at least, I'm having a lot of fun right now. I recently told Time about all the ways I'm having fun, which include acting "ghetto." » 3/25/15 1:04pm Wednesday 1:04pm

Miley Cyrus Got Sushi With Her Philandering Boyfriend, Are U Kidding Me

Former Hannah Montana and current multi-millionaire Miley Cyrus got sushi with her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger on Monday night. Patrick, the USC junior and proprietor of "Blaze Pizza" in L.A., was spotted doing body shots of some random Kappa Kappa Gamma on spring break in Mexico last week. » 3/25/15 9:30am Wednesday 9:30am

Miles Teller Borrowed $100,000 for Acting Class and Has Not Paid It Back