500 Days of Kristin, Day 4: Who Is Kristin's Best Bitch?

Four hundred and ninety-six days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today she points us to a mystery. Might she explain this mystery in her book? Hard to say, but here it is: If Kristin had to pick one person as her best friend, who would she pick? » 1/29/15 6:20pm Today 6:20pm

Thank God the Trailer for the Sequel of My Favorite Film, Ted, Is Here

Ted, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio. Naturally, Ted asks his best friend Mark… » 1/29/15 3:30pm Today 3:30pm

Marshmallow Tycoon: It's "Frustrating" to Be the Uncle of a Prince

James Middleton, brother to Kate Middleton, brother-in-law to Prince William, and uncle to holy terror Prince George, has not had an easy go of it, according to James Middleton. In a new interview with an iPad app, James says that being the younger brother of a duchess "does get frustrating." » 1/29/15 1:57pm Today 1:57pm

Lil Wayne Sues Cash Money for $51 Mil and His Freedom

Lil Wayne has filed a $51 million breach of contract lawsuit against Cash Money and its founder, his adopted father Bryan "Birdman" Williams. Wayne claims the label never paid him for Tha Carter V, his final studio album (at least until someone pays him $25 million to make another one). It was due out in May, then… » 1/29/15 1:45pm Today 1:45pm

The Backstreet Boys Documentary Is the Movie You Never Knew You Needed

Nick Carter is freaking out. Around a conference table with the other adult members of the Backstreet Boys, he is out of his chair, stabbing a finger in the direction of Brian Littrell, yelling coarsely and without self-control: "You shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up, I swear to god. Don't talk to me that way."… » 1/29/15 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Lindsay Lohan Served Her Community by Letting People Follow Her Around

It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan, scrambling to stay out of jail, tried to pass off a fan meet and greet in London as community service. Today, TMZ reveals Lohan also spent a good chunk of her community service allowing young people to follow her around. Selfless! » 1/29/15 12:10pm Today 12:10pm

Chelsea Handler Finally Posted a Topless Photo Instagram Won't Take Down

Chelsea Handler's ongoing quest to keep a photo of her bare nipples up on Instagram hasn't been successful so far, so she decided to tackle something a little easier—the Middle East peace process. Her latest topless photo, shot on a trip to Jerusalem, has her posing topless on a camel while wearing Israeli flag… » 1/29/15 12:05pm Today 12:05pm

Kanye West Says He Went Through His Terrible Twos at Age 35

A perfectly charming (slash...boring?) Kanye West recently sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to debut his "Only One" video on her show. During the ensuing chat, Ellen observed that Kanye has been decidedly "calmer." "You don't seem, like uh, like uh...angry!" noted Ellen. » 1/29/15 11:07am Today 11:07am

Justin Bieber Apologizes to World for Being a Dumb Baby

Last night, after making a perfectly adequate appearance on Ellen, Justin Bieber posted a video on some impenetrable new app apologizing to fans for being "conceited" and "arrogant" for the last 12 to 18 months of his life. "I just want to be kind, and loving, and gentle, and soft," he says. Justin Bieber, please calm… » 1/29/15 9:53am Today 9:53am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 3: She Can Look Skinny, Doesn't Like That Look

Today, Kristin is distracted from writing her debut book Balancing on Heels—due out in 497 days—by her own (low) weight. She tells E! News, "I can look really skinny and I don't like that look. So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now." » 1/28/15 4:45pm Yesterday 4:45pm

Lauren Conrad Is a Goddamn Liar (Just My Opinion) 

Lauren Conrad may seem like a harmless pile of jewel-toned tank tops layered, one on top of the other, into the shape of a great gal who just wants to live her dream of designing bold statement necklaces and reasonably-priced headbands for Kohl's®, but please sit down and calmly listen to what I am about to tell you:… » 1/28/15 4:22pm Yesterday 4:22pm

Carol Brady: I'm 80 and I'm Fucking a Chiropractor from Fort Lauderdale

Florence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the… » 1/28/15 4:14pm Yesterday 4:14pm

Lindsay Lohan Feels Greeting Her Fans Counts as "Community Service"

Busy, besieged by disease Lindsay Lohan is in a mad rush to complete 240 hours of community service this week or be thrown back in the slammer. Good news: She managed to finish 80 hours in just nine days! But as with all things Lohan, not all is as it would appear. » 1/28/15 2:55pm Yesterday 2:55pm

Complimenting Pop Stars' Gowns Is the New Frosty Diva Shade

Hot trend alert! If you are a veteran diva with millions of fans, several No. 1 singles, and a closet full of trophies but still feel the need to assert your superiority over the little brats popping up to snatch your wig and the crown attached to it, get them back by complimenting their gowns. It's the perfect way of… » 1/28/15 2:33pm Yesterday 2:33pm

Tom DeLonge Pens Note to Fans: "I Follow the Light...I Follow Passion"

Ah, yes. Another chapter in the quickly unraveling Blink-182 feud of 2015 has been written, this time in the form of a lengthy letter penned by deposed guitarist Tom DeLonge. DeLonge, a noted 9/11 truther and alien advocate, posted his side of the breakup story to Facebook, pleading fans to listen to the truth. His… » 1/28/15 10:35am Yesterday 10:35am