Chrissy Teigen Enters Ass Photo Arms Race With John Legend Butt Pic

Yesterday, famed butt-haver Justin Bieber posted his Great White Ass on Instagram and today, noted nipple-freer Chrissy Teigen responded with a game theory-approved tit-for-tat strategy, uploading a picture of husband John Legend’s backside.http://defamer.gawker.com/justin-bieber-... » 7/07/15 8:30pm Today 8:30pm

Tyga Sent a Photo of His Dick To Someone Who Isn't Kylie Jenner

Bad news for Kylie Jenner: not only are you dating Tyga, a widely mocked rapper who had to release his recent album for free because nobody wanted to hear it, but your widely mocked rapper boyfriend is sending dick pics to people who are not you—including a transgender actress named Mia Isabella, who has gone ahead… » 7/07/15 5:25pm Today 5:25pm

Harry Shearer Is Returning to The Simpsons

Good news for fans of past-their-prime sitcoms: Harry Shearer will return to The Simpsons next season. Shearer, who voiced Mr. Burns, Flanders, Skinner, and others, announced on Twitter in May that he was leaving the show over a contract dispute that appears to have been resolved. » 7/07/15 2:14pm Today 2:14pm

Box Office Bomb 54 Is Resurrected as a Bisexual Antihero Character Study

In the summer of 1998, Mark Christopher’s 54 landed in theaters with a dull thud. Despite a cast of then-hot stars like Neve Campbell, Mike Myers, and Ryan Phillippe, and the fact that it arrived at a time of peak ’70s nostalgia (thanks in part to specials like VH1’s Behind the Music), the film grossed a paltry $6.6… » 7/07/15 1:57pm Today 1:57pm

Demon Popstar Ariana Grande Contaminates Donuts With Her Hellish Tongue

Ariana Grande, a mewling kitten wearing sexy bloomers, claimed in 2013 that she was attacked by demons from hell. This weekend, however, she revealed herself to be the true demon from hell by sneakily licking donuts at a donut shop and then not buying them. Also: she “hates America.” Also: she’s dating a backup dancer. » 7/07/15 12:22pm Today 12:22pm

Here Are All the Theories About the Ben Affleck and Jen Garner Divorce

After 10 years and one day of marriage, actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced last week that they’ve decided to divorce. We knew this was coming, but still, we ask: why? What happened in between falling in love on the set of Daredevil (2004) and moving out of a shared bedroom in their Los Angeles home and… » 7/07/15 9:29am Today 9:29am

The Worst Excerpts from the Newly Unsealed Cosby Files

On Monday, Deadspin’s Diana Moskovitz obtained a disturbing collection of documents from a 2005 civil suit against Bill Cosby by former Temple University employee Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and raping her. While the suit was settled out of court in 2006, the case’s records remained sealed… » 7/06/15 9:20pm Yesterday 9:20pm

Bill Cosby Admitted Under Oath to Buying Drugs to "Use" on Women

According to the Associated Press, Bill Cosby said in a 2005 deposition that he bought Quaaludes with the intention of giving them to women he wanted to have sex with. In the same deposition, he reportedly admitted to giving drugs to a female former Temple University employee who filed a lawsuit accusing him of rape… » 7/06/15 5:36pm Yesterday 5:36pm

Why Doesn't This Clip of Kim Cattrall Scatting Have a Billion Views?

If I ever become an actor and get famous enough to have my own episode of Inside the Actors Studio, when James Lipton asks me, “If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates?,” my answer will be: “Yomma kippee yabo, said erayfa kabo in da Latin he quoth: You, Jay, soffa saray!!!” » 7/06/15 5:04pm Yesterday 5:04pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 162: Kristin Shops at HomeGoods® [PHOTOS]

One year ago this month, Kristin Cavallari went shopping. I mean, of course she did, but I know for a fact she went shopping at a certain bargain home furnishings chain store in Los Angeles because there are many, many, many meticulously staged paparazzi photos of this shopping excursion available for purchase and… » 7/06/15 4:53pm Yesterday 4:53pm

Kourtney Kardashian Reportedly Left That No-Good Cheater Scott Disick 

The Kardashian-Disick House hath fallen and Our Lady Kourtney is a Lady no more. According to reports, the third-most popular Kardashian and her long-term partner “Lord Scott Disick” have split for good, and not just because he refers to himself as “Lord Scott Disick.” » 7/06/15 1:05pm Yesterday 1:05pm

Hugh Jackman's Wife: My Straight Husband Is Tempted by Beautiful Women

Strong sexy straight man Hugh Jackman worries his wife when he shoots with beautiful women because he gets tempted—Tempted to design a line of accessories for them? you ask—no, tempted to do sex things with them!http://gawker.com/5984044/hugh-j... » 7/06/15 11:54am Yesterday 11:54am

Someone Trolled the "Ask Amy" Advice Column Using the Plot of The Room

If you thought the plot of Tommy Wiseau’s 2003 camp classic The Room was plausible, worth taking seriously, and merely in need of a more stable guiding hand to make sense, congratulations, you’re no longer the only person on earth who feels that way. Writing under the name “Devastated,” someone essentially transcribed… » 7/06/15 11:00am Yesterday 11:00am