Glee Stage Musical to Destroy Traditional Family Values

It's true. It will gay marry your cat to your son and then put them both in the military. Sorry. Also: who doesn't like Beau Bridges? Nobody likes Jennifer Lopez. Emma Stone, we're not sure about yet. More »

Which Actress Calls Her Assistant the N-Word?

This actress casually drops racist slurs, another is an incurable stoner, another is a helpless coke head, another is a horrible mother and fighting with child services. As Mrs. Garrett would say, "Girls, girls, girls!" More »

What Will Happen on Sarah Palin's Alaska-Themed Reality Show?

Word came this morning that two networks, A&E and Discovery, are fighting over quitting governor Palin's proposed reality series about her native homeland, the Alaska. Which she would host. If this thing actually goes to air, what'll it be like? More »

The Real World: A Study of Recidivism Rates in Young Women

In the summer of 2009, the American Psychological Association conducted a study in which it placed one crazy woman in a house at 2000 S St. in Washington D.C. to see if she could stay for three months. She failed. More »

It's Official: André Leon Talley Is the Best Thing About America's Next Top Model

There's a new queen of campy ridiculous on Tyra Banks' high-end public access show and he happens to moonlight as Vogue editor Anna Wintour's right-hand man. Welcome to the André Leon Talley report card. More »

Which Young Actor Has Fake Hair?

He's secretly bald and using a piece. And so young! This actress was smoking meth in rehab and this actor got both his girlfriend and another lady pregnant at the same time. Everything is a sham! More »

Eat, Pray, Love Trailer: Maybe Magical, Maybe Just Annoying

Whether you loved or hated Eat, Pray Love the book, the trailer for the Julia Roberts movie raises the question of whether the book's charms can translate on film, or whether this just is a pretty person in pretty places. [Jezebel]

Taylor Lautner Can Buy and Sell Your Ass

It's true, he's very rich. Also today: A romantic comedy duo for the ages, a softer approach from a 24 man, Nickelodeon has deep pockets, and The Hobbit begins its journey! More »

This Week In Tabloids: Sandra's Husband Had An Affair; Justin Might Be Cheating On Jessica

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I judge Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!. This week: Sandra Bullock's husband is having an affair; Jen's getting artificially inseminated and Tinsley Mortimer is a hair model! [Jezebel]

Lost Finally Explained

The last time we showed you a definitive Lost video, you guys felt a little cheated. That was unfair of us. So here, for real this time, is a video that single-handedly explains all of the show's mysteries. Namaste.

Conan O'Brien to Wage War With Alex Trebek?

Yes, it could happen on your TV, at dinnertime. Also today: Lee Daniels' new movie, some MacGruber early feedback, forgotten actors get cast in new things, and news of your mom, Wendy Williams. More »

Which Boy Bander Is Ready to Come out Thanks to His Fashion Designer Boyfriend?

Sure the designer already has a public boyfriend, but that's a small detail. Another pop star also likes to mess with the boys. Gosh, are the only straight people in Hollywood this kinky couple?

Lost WTF of the Week: Uh Oh, Evil Locke Has Mommy Issues

Last night's episode was all about conning and double crossing. But there was at least one honest-seeming moment during the islandcapades: Bad Lock opening up to Kate about kids who grow up with crazy moms. He spoke from experience. More »

30 Rock Now a Dr Pepper Subsidiary

NBC's marketing department, last seen turning the mediocre show Chuck into an elaborate vehicle for peddling Subway sandwiches, is now turning the good show 30 Rock into an elaborate vehicle for peddling Dr Pepper. Progress! More »

Which Sequel Will Be Worse: Sex and the City 2 or Wall Street 2?

Once they hobble into theaters later this year, both the sequel to Sex and the City and Wall Street will be about outmoded characters living in a fantasy New York City of the past. But which one will suck harder?

HBO Is Going to Be Awesome All Over Again

Two new shows from two old talents, Terrence Winter's Boardwalk Empire and David Simon's Treme, are debuting this year on HBO and we couldn't be more excited. Just look at these two new longer-form trailers.

Kell on Earth: A Day in the Life of the Revolution

We were too busy winning a strawberry-shaped welcome mat at drag queen bingo last night to watch Kell on Earth. Thankfully fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was up to some shenanigans of her own. More »

RuPaul's Drag Race: Their Rocks and Their Rolls

Drag Race is back! Well, it never left, but I did. For various and mysterious reasons, I missed last week's episode. Apologies. Let's start anew today, with the rockingest episode yet. More »