What Famous Couple Will Spend Christmas with Their Third Partner?

It looks like this household doesn't need the Big Love DVD underneath the tree, they have polygamy down. One star may not be celebrating Jesus for much longer if she joins Scientology, and this reality star is a real Grinch. More »

Chris Albrecht Discovers How Long It Takes for Hollywood to Forget a Casino Girlfriend Beating

Albrecht is the new CEO of premium cable channel Starz! Well, looks like we finally have an answer for how long it takes Hollywood to forgive you for beating up your girlfriend in public. It's about two-and-a-half years. More »

Which Actress Gave Her Secret Santa a Bag of Blow?

Talk about having a white Christmas. Another actress expects to get engaged on the 25th, even though her man has a serious boyfriend, and a singer is spreading the holiday cheer and the dough. Ho, ho, ho! More »

Which Actress Wants Her Contractually Obligated Boyfriend to Propose

This leading lady likes publicity so much, she wants to put a ring on it. At least she's not so cheap she won't buy her own stuff, like this other star. Nothing comes for free, not even gossip. More »

When Tabloids Overshadow the Career: How Do We Memorialize Brittany Murphy?

Her story was a Hollywood dream: the prodigiously talented teenager who worked her way from regional theater to big-screen blockbusters alongside Oscar nominees. But then her star power fizzled, her personal life disintegrated, and she met a grisly end. More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wanda Sykes creates a Sarah Palin pop-up book, Tyra makes another half-assed attempt to be Oprah, and a mom gets a job growing marijuana. [Jezebel]

Which American Idol Is Now Selling Herself for Drugs?

Simon will be pissed! It's worse than an actress and her sister who both had abortions after getting impregnated by the same dude and a star who spends the holiday with his boyfriend, not his famous wife. Happy holidays, people! More »

Nikki Finke Made a Traffic Boast Today

Today Nikki Finke put out a press release claiming that her Hollywood gossip site Deadline.com attracts a bigger audience than Variety and The Hollywood Reporter combined. We're dubious but were going to stay quiet. But nothing about Finke's ever simple. More »

Your Complete Guide to Saving Movie Theater Seats

It's the time of the year when hotly-anticipated prestige pictures clog our tiny art house theaters. I'm laying down some ground rules about movie theater seat saving, because I'm sick of having the film ruined by you assholes. More »

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed. [io9]

Which Actor's Secret Gay Boyfriend Is a Tabloid Staple?

Not only does this celeb like his boys skinny, he loves a side of scandal too. This actress can't get the paps to care about her engagement and a new famous mommy is down in the dumps. Drama, drama, drama. More »

Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"

With all the controversy over Jersey Shore's enthusiastic use of the term "guido", we figured a montage set to "Cinema Italiano" from the new film Nine—in which Kate Hudson repeatedly shrieks "Guido, Guido, Guido!"—was only appropriate. [Jezebel]

Do Not Look to CAA for Validation

If there's anything Hollywood hates, it's paying for stuff it used to get for free. And throughout 2009, CAA has given the industry the biggest FU in entertainment history, charging visitors for parking, all to save just $800,000. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Tiger & Jessica's Non-Hookup; Angie's "Pregnancy Personality"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Margaret and I read the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, we learn a "shocking" story about Tiger and Jessica. Angelina is desperate and pregnant. Oh, and Rihanna and Justin sealed the deal. [Jezebel]

Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009

Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel]

Project Runway Season 7: The Ones To Watch

Believe it or not, we're just 29 days away from the Season 7 premiere of Project Runway. Profiles of the designers are now online, and since the Lifetime website sucks, we've got what you need to know here: [Jezebel]

Which Kinky Hollywood Bad Boy Is on the Verge of Divorce?

His wife can't take the drinking and drugs or his infidelity, but she can take his money. A actor's elaborate toupees, a couple's doomed relationship, and an actor who claims he didn't sleep with his sister-in-law all have it better. More »

Beverly Hills Bandits Also Linked to the Most and Least Successful Indie Films of the Year

Gawker friend Mark Ebner's Maxim story on the Beverly Hills Bandits includes this fact: the father of one member, Nick Prugo, is a film executive behind both no-budget blockbuster Paranormal Activity and poop-movie I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.