Chris Kattan at the Phoenix Airport: A Poignant Picture of Celeb Sadness

*Presses play on Haddaway* Hey, do you guys remember Chris Kattan? He was in a movie with Will Ferrell about dancing that was released when dinosaurs roamed the earth. In any event, Chris Kattan is still around, and it turns out he had a Sunday that was an acutely exquisite portrait of the sad life of a C-list… » 5/05/15 5:20pm 3 minutes ago

500 Days of Kristin, Day 100: The First Hundred Days

One hundred sunsets into her memoir-writing journey, Kristin Cavallari has begun to steer the country away from fugly flats and into heels. Though her legislative gains have been meager—some might say non-existent—Kristin has attacked her overarching goal of putting her life’s work on the record with enthusiasm. » 5/05/15 2:58pm Today 2:58pm

Celebrities at the Met Gala, In Order of Increasing Nakedness

Last night’s Met Gala was a real yawn. The theme—China: Through the Looking Glass—threatened to be a hot pot of tacky appropriation, but instead celebrities erred on the side of average, dressing in clothes that were obviously unfit and much too unambitious for the fête of the year.
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FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson Bond Over a Mutual Love of Met Gala

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson reportedly first bonded over a shared love a music. Later, they bonded over a shared love of dance. At last night’s Met Gala, we learned something new about the beautiful young couple: They share a love of the Met Gala, over which they bonded at the Met Gala. » 5/05/15 11:35am Today 11:35am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 99: Kristin Has Never Met Olivia Munn But Yeah

Many days of Kristin ago, the world ceased to rotate on its axis for one brief moment when someone—specifically Kristin’s husband Jay Cutler’s coworker Kyle Long—stated that actress Olivia Munn was hotter than future author Kristin Cavallari. Breaking her legendary silence on the matter, Kristin remarked to Us Weekly » 5/04/15 4:48pm Yesterday 4:48pm

A Full House Divided: How Sweet Michelle Tanner Grew to Hate Her Family

Last week, former rock band frontman and current yogurt salesman “Uncle” Jesse Katsopolis fired off an irate tweet about his adopted niece, the actress and fashion designer Michelle Tanner. While Uncle Jesse raised Michelle from infancy alongside her father, Danny, and a host of tenuously- or unrelated children and… » 5/04/15 2:00pm Yesterday 2:00pm

Cosby Show Actress and Writer Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault

Two more women came forward at a press conference with Gloria Allred today to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. One of the women, Lili Bernard, is an actress who played Mrs. Minnifield during the last season of The Cosby Show. The other, Sammie Mays, says Cosby attacked her at a TV conference. » 5/01/15 5:43pm Friday 5:43pm

The Kim Kardashian Selfie Awards For Kim Kardashian Selfies

[Note: Some of the photos below are NSFW]: When you are Kim Kardashian, every year—1998, 2012, 40 A.D., the future—is a good year for you. Looking out over the hills of Calabasas or the boulevards of Paris, your kingdoms, both, you can feel proud of all you have wrought. Fame for you has expanded like a waist freed… » 5/01/15 3:55pm Friday 3:55pm

Breaking: Justin Bieber Creeps Ever Closer to Platonic Ideal of Ellen

It’s not a particularly “fresh” “joke” to point out the similarities between Justin Bieber’s appearance and that of Ellen DeGeneres, but if it’s the truth, what else can you do. Lie? Do you want us to tell you a lie? We are not liars. Justin Bieber got a haircut, and he looks more like Ellen Degeneres than ever.
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John Mayer Just a Guy Who Loves Watches

Did you know John Mayer has a multi-million dollar watch collection? Mayer, the kind of guy who probably refers to having sex with a woman as “getting snatch,” spoke with the New York Times about—you guessed it—watches. As if this guy couldn’t be more of a parody of himself—sensitive yet manly; sensual but horny;… » 4/30/15 2:13pm Thursday 2:13pm