Emma Watson to Date an Animal Live on Screen

New and a bit alarming. Who'd have ever thought that this could be? True that she's no Prince Charming. But there's something in Emma Watson that we simply didn't see—until this afternoon. As it turns out, what we did not see inside Emma Watson was her burning desire to play Belle in a live action version of Disney's » 1/26/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

Here's How a Person Who's Famous for No Reason Stays Famous

Josie Cunningham shot to fame in the UK a few years ago when she got a boob job using funds from the NHS. The Leeds native has managed to parlay that attention into something of a career by pulling stunts like claiming that a man lied to her about being a famous football star and then impregnated her. She sold… » 1/26/15 3:18pm Today 3:18pm

HBO Doc: Church of Scientology Split Up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

HBO's adaptation of Lawrence Wright's Church of Scientology exposé Going Clear made its Sundance debut yesterday, reportedly to a floored audience. Beyond explaining the convoluted history of the faith, Alex Gibney's documentary also takes aim at the celebrities caught in the church's quarrelsome whirlwind. … » 1/26/15 2:52pm Today 2:52pm

Porn Star on Drake's Thirsty DMs: "The Whole Thing Was Cringeworthy"

Drake is the gooberest cool rapper on Earth, and the following story will only further cement his goober legend. Last night, in an interview with a Miami sports radio station, Mia Khalifa—the number one ranked porn star on Pornhub—told a story about someone who is almost definitely Drake sliding into her Instagram… » 1/26/15 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 1: What the Fuck, Babe?

Kristin Cavallari's first book, Balancing on Heels, drops in approximately 500 days. Starting today, we will begin marking the days on our calendar, which is a special two-year calendar, so don't worry, it has enough days. We will also mark the days here on Defamer, every day, for the next 500 days. What's happening… » 1/26/15 2:27pm Today 2:27pm

Both Sides Never: The Partial Narrative of Björk's Breakup Album

To hear her tell it, Björk struggled to keep her relationship with artist Matthew Barney alive. Toward the end, she fretted over how and when to approach him. If she had any fault, it was feeling too much, being too invested in their relationship, trying too hard. Barney was closed-off, distant, fatalistic, and… » 1/26/15 1:21pm Today 1:21pm

You Can Sod Off If You Think Oasis Will Get Back Together For Charity

Noel Gallagher, the somewhat nicer but less sizzling hot geezer in drunk singalong band for thirtysomethings Oasis, was interviewed recently by Q Magazine, in which an Oasis reunion was sent back to the bog. You must be mental if you think Oasis will reunite for anything short of the Queen's fortune in gold and rubies! » 1/26/15 10:45am Today 10:45am

Lena Dunham Explains at Length How She Confused Lil Jon and Lil Wayne

Millennial actress Lena Dunham recently "deleted Twitter" because she is "trying to create a safer space for herself emotionally." Now, Instagram is her choice of platform for sharing her thoughts with the world. Today, Dunham explains at length on the photo-sharing platform the non-racist way she confusing Lil' Jon… » 1/26/15 10:20am Today 10:20am

Kristin Cavallari Has a Brand New Book Dropping in 400-500 Days

What will you be doing roughly 13-17 months from now? Maybe you'll finally be taking a stay-cation in sunny Tulum, where you could live by then. Perhaps you'll be starting a new job at the soda can factory. You might even be well into your second pregnancy if you start on the first one right now. Change is scary, but… » 1/23/15 4:00pm Friday 4:00pm

Swarm of Mosquitos May Save Lindsay Lohan from Jail 

Did you hear? Lohan Lohan was recently diagnosed with the incurable mosquito virus Chikungunya in Bora Bora. She was hospitalized in London this week with a "high fever" and "joint pain," and it was all very hectic, which means Lindsay has not completed her court-ordered community service hours due next week, TMZ… » 1/23/15 3:38pm Friday 3:38pm

The Boy Next Door Is Backward Trash...But Fun!

At last, we've reached it: the MILF stage of Jennifer Lopez's career. If you have eyes and the sense of what must happen to keep sex selling, you predicted this. However, practically none of us could have predicted that Lopez would reach this rite of passage via the heaping serving of frequently nonsensical pulp that… » 1/23/15 3:21pm Friday 3:21pm

Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Throwing Shade

On last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen revisited one of the classic diva feuds—Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez. During the WWHL lightning-round staple Plead the Fifth, he asked guest J.Lo, "If you were in Las Vegas only one night, and could only see one show, would you rather see Mariah or… » 1/23/15 11:01am Friday 11:01am

Willow Smith's Instagram Nipple Photo is Freaking Everyone Out

Willow Smith, a fragment of a holographic reality who has the ability to control time (and also the 14-year-old daughter of Will Smith) did her part for the Free the Nipple movement on Instagram by posing in a shirt with some boobs on it, and everyone is so mad at her. She's a parent's nightmare! » 1/23/15 10:35am Friday 10:35am