Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Are Reportedly Headed for Divorce

Sad news for fans of hot love, classic tunes, and correctly chosen "looks": it seems Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback—you know him) are headed for divorce. » 9/17/14 1:03pm 31 minutes ago

Report: Ariana Grande Hopes Her Fans All Fucking Die

Ariana Grande, mumbly little peanut on the left, god knows what on the right, has had her tiny share of bad press lately. She's already been accused of wielding a diva-like attitude towards photographers and interviewers, and she's just been accused of wanting all of her fans to fucking die. Classic diva. » 9/17/14 11:28am Today 11:28am

Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Corpse at L.A. Morgue

Enthusiastic storyteller Lindsay Lohan told an interviewer this weekend that while she was doing 12-hour shifts in a morgue as court-ordered punishment for drunk driving, she handled Whitney Houston's dead body. The work was, as she recalls, "F'd up and inappropriate." » 9/15/14 10:54am Monday 10:54am

John Cusack's Brian Wilson Biopic and More: TIFF Dispatch Two

Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the Toronto International Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. This, the second dispatch includes the Brian Wilson biopic Love & Mercy, Hungry Hearts, and No Soy Lorena. » 9/12/14 4:44pm Friday 4:44pm

Paris Hilton Correctly Spent $13K on "World’s Smallest Pomeranian"

Paris Hilton recently made the correct decision to spend 13,000 of her (unlimited?) dollars on what is said to be the "world's smallest pomeranian." It looks like a pipe cleaner chick, weighs 11.6 ounces, and was referred to on Paris's Instagram as "this." » 9/12/14 1:31pm Friday 1:31pm

Iggy Azalea Tweets Sex Tape Denial as Legal Team Says It Might Be Her

TMZ reported yesterday that porn king Vivid Entertainment had its hands on a sex tape allegedly featuring Iggy Azalea and an ex-boyfriend. Iggy denied it was her in the video, and responded to the rumor—and the larger idea of profiting off of someone's "intimate moments" without their consent—yesterday with a series… » 9/12/14 10:35am Friday 10:35am

Jimmy Fallon Reminisces About Childhood With Sesame Street

Last night, a few well-known residents of Sesame Street stopped by the Tonight Show to help Jimmy Fallon with his #hashtags segment. This time, Fallon asked viewers to reminisce about being a kid. » 9/12/14 9:36am Friday 9:36am

Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln Ad Gets True Detective'd

On last night's Conan, we got to see what Matthew McConaughey's already True Detective-y new Lincoln commercials would look like with a bit of True Detective dialogue in the mix. (The answer is: they would look like True Detective!) » 9/11/14 11:07am 9/11/14 11:07am

Andrew Garfield Says Andrew Garfield Absolutely Didn't Ruin Spider-Man 2

Bleeding heart beardo and Emma Stone-dater Andrew Garfield has taken some time to reflect on why the latest Spider-Man movie he starred in, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, sucked so bad. Here's his conclusion: he 100 percent had nothin' to do with it. In an interview with the Daily Beast, he explained: » 9/11/14 10:42am 9/11/14 10:42am

Kristen Wiig's Difficult Welcome to Me and More: TIFF Dispatch One

Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the Toronto International Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The first dispatch includes Clouds of Sils Maria, Welcome to Me, Infinitely Polar Bear, and Frailer. » 9/10/14 2:26pm 9/10/14 2:26pm

Jared Leto's Allegedly Enormous Penis Makes a Public Appearance

According to sources who claim to be close to Jared Leto's dick, Jared Leto's dick is very large, as human dicks go, and shaped like the plumed helmet of an elite Roman guard. Although this classic American genital folktale hasn't been independently confirmed, Leto entered some new evidence into the Case of Is Jared… » 9/10/14 1:27pm 9/10/14 1:27pm

Bill Murray, Sarah Silverman, Chris Pratt May Be SNL's Next 3 Hosts

Bill Murray could make his first Saturday Night Live appearance in 15 years as the show kicks off its 40th season. According to Splitsider, local NBC affiliates announced the new season's first three hosts in a story that has since been taken down. » 9/10/14 11:12am 9/10/14 11:12am