500 Days of Kristin, Day 6: Kristin's Favorite App Is the Kristin App

There are still 494 days until Kristin Cavallari's first book, Balancing on Heels, drops. So what will you read today, on a boring Saturday so far in the distant past, instead? Kristin has a recommendation. When asked in an interview with DWNLD, an app-making company, what her favorite app is, Kristin responded: "I… » 1/31/15 10:00am Yesterday 10:00am

Heidi Montag's Dad Arrested for Child Sex Abuse and Incest

The Hills star Heidi Montag's dad, Bill Montag, was arrested and charged with child sex abuse and incest in Aspen, Colorado last night. According to TMZ and local outlet KUSA, Bill is accused of abusing a girl over 50 times beginning in 1993 when she was 13 years old. The abuse allegedly continued until she was 17. » 1/30/15 6:47pm Friday 6:47pm

Clumsy Girl Ruins Mom's Chance at Justin Bieber by Falling Out of Car

Emotional minefield Justin Bieber, currently attempting to rebrand himself as something other than a stubborn piss-stain, stopped his car to acknowledge an elderly fan (Larry King) in L.A. this morning, earning himself 3 karma points and 12 hours of Lindsay Lohan community service. A pleasant time was had by all,… » 1/30/15 6:15pm Friday 6:15pm

Iggy Azalea Has Been "Bamoozeled With a Tumblr Page"

Does a celebrity who complains as much as Iggy Azalea even enjoy being famous? Today's shit-fit tantrum comes after Steve Madden uploaded photos she doesn't like from an Iggy-branded shoe line. "I'm in shock," sputtered the rapper from the "Clueless" tribute music video. "Tainted with these God awful images..." » 1/30/15 5:52pm Friday 5:52pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 5: "It's Refreshing" That She's So Normal

On the 495th day before Kristin Cavallari's debut lifestyle book Balancing on Heels drops, she's discovering what her audience loves about her. Explaining to the hosts of Good Morning America why people appreciated it when she posted her husband Jay Cutler's harried texts on Instagram, Kristin said, "It's refreshing… » 1/30/15 5:03pm Friday 5:03pm

John Carpenter Makes Music, Likes Taylor Swift, Wants To Be King

He's best known for dabbling in the macabre, but when I talked to the 67-year-old director/musician John Carpenter by phone earlier this week, he told me he was "just delighted." We were discussing his new (and first) album John Carpenter's Lost Themes and the glowing reception it has received thus far. Carpenter is… » 1/30/15 3:45pm Friday 3:45pm

Diddy Sent Shots to Sober Rapper Chet Haze, It's All Good Though

Chet Haze, who is currently on vacation in New York City but unwilling to meet up with me, was dining at a restaurant with mama Rita Wilson and papa Tom Hanks on Thursday evening, when yet another strained conversation about his future was derailed by the rap world: Diddy reportedly sent a round of tequila shots to… » 1/30/15 2:00pm Friday 2:00pm

Has Judd Apatow Ever Spoken Out Against Woody Allen?

In a recent interview in Time Out New York, Lena Dunham told her Girls co-producer Jenni Konner that she’d been moved to speak out against Woody Allen by the moral courage of her longtime mentor Judd Apatow. According to Dunham, the powerful Hollywood director was “one of the first people ever to speak out against » 1/30/15 10:55am Friday 10:55am

Everyone Has to Sleep on a Boat at Johnny Depp's Spooky Island Wedding

Johnny Depp, who is not well, will marry his 28-year-old sweetheart Amber Heard next weekend in the Bahamas, according to Page Six. If you are one of the 50 guests invited to this event, beware: "accommodations are so sparse" that you will be sleeping on a boat. » 1/30/15 9:35am Friday 9:35am

Convicted Drug Dealer Charged for the Murder of Fox Exec Gavin Smith 

John Creech, the longtime suspect in the disappearance and killing of Fox film distribution exec Gavin Smith, was charged with Smith's murder Thursday. Creech is currently serving an eight-year prison sentence for a separate drug charge. » 1/30/15 9:04am Friday 9:04am

Teresa Giudice Is "Getting In the Best Shape of Her Life" In Jail

When she is not getting her makeup done by mystery persons at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, inmate Teresa Giudice is getting into the best shape of her life. An "insider" tells Us Weekly: "Every night she hits the gym and has been asking friends to send her workout videos." » 1/30/15 12:43am Friday 12:43am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 4: Who Is Kristin's Best Bitch?

Four hundred and ninety-six days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today she points us to a mystery. Might she explain this mystery in her book? Hard to say, but here it is: If Kristin had to pick one person as her best friend, who would she pick? » 1/29/15 6:20pm Thursday 6:20pm

Thank God the Trailer for the Sequel of My Favorite Film, Ted, Is Here

Ted, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio—but they'll need Mark Wahlberg's sperm to help. » 1/29/15 3:30pm Thursday 3:30pm

Marshmallow Tycoon: It's "Frustrating" to Be the Uncle of a Prince

James Middleton, brother to Kate Middleton, brother-in-law to Prince William, and uncle to holy terror Prince George, has not had an easy go of it, according to James Middleton. In a new interview with an iPad app, James says that being the younger brother of a duchess "does get frustrating." » 1/29/15 1:57pm Thursday 1:57pm

Lil Wayne Sues Cash Money for $51 Mil and His Freedom

Lil Wayne has filed a $51 million breach of contract lawsuit against Cash Money and its founder, his adopted father Bryan "Birdman" Williams. Wayne claims the label never paid him for Tha Carter V, his final studio album (at least until someone pays him $25 million to make another one). It was due out in May, then… » 1/29/15 1:45pm Thursday 1:45pm

The Backstreet Boys Documentary Is the Movie You Never Knew You Needed

Nick Carter is freaking out. Around a conference table with the other adult members of the Backstreet Boys, he is out of his chair, stabbing a finger in the direction of Brian Littrell, yelling coarsely and without self-control: "You shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up, I swear to god. Don't talk to me that way."… » 1/29/15 1:15pm Thursday 1:15pm

Lindsay Lohan Served Her Community by Letting People Follow Her Around

It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan, scrambling to stay out of jail, tried to pass off a fan meet and greet in London as community service. Today, TMZ reveals Lohan also spent a good chunk of her community service allowing young people to follow her around. Selfless! » 1/29/15 12:10pm Thursday 12:10pm

Chelsea Handler Finally Posted a Topless Photo Instagram Won't Take Down

Chelsea Handler's ongoing quest to keep a photo of her bare nipples up on Instagram hasn't been successful so far, so she decided to tackle something a little easier—the Middle East peace process. Her latest topless photo, shot on a trip to Jerusalem, has her posing topless on a camel while wearing Israeli flag… » 1/29/15 12:05pm Thursday 12:05pm

Kanye West Says He Went Through His Terrible Twos at Age 35

A perfectly charming (slash...boring?) Kanye West recently sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to debut his "Only One" video on her show. During the ensuing chat, Ellen observed that Kanye has been decidedly "calmer." "You don't seem, like uh, like uh...angry!" noted Ellen. » 1/29/15 11:07am Thursday 11:07am