Alan Cumming Was Totally Fine With Shia LaBeouf Grabbing His Ass

The story of how grizzled vagabond Shia LaBeouf was arrested by police for showing up wasted to a Broadway production of Cabaret continues to be told, primarily because everyone involved won't stop talking about it. And last night on Conan, it was Cabaret star Alan Cumming's turn. » 10/21/14 9:55am Today 9:55am

Tyga on Underage Kardashian Dating Rumors: "Worry About Your Sad Life"

Twenty-four-year-old rapper Tyga didn't exactly deny that he's dating 17-year-old Kylie Jenner in an Instagram comment to a hater this weekend. He did, however, offer advice we could all use: "Worry about your sad boring life." » 10/20/14 3:05pm Yesterday 3:05pm

Jon Gosselin Evicted: He's "Broke Again" With Nowhere to Put His Kids

Reality TV participant and sad dad of eight Jon Gosselin recently got evicted from his rural Pennsylvania home, according to Us Weekly. To make matters worse, a source tells the mag that he and his girlfriend broke up. Guess VH1's Couples Therapy didn't work. » 10/17/14 2:19pm Friday 2:19pm

Instagram's Underage Kardashian Love Triangle: My Conspiracy Theory

Seventeen-year-old Kylie Jenner, the youngest reality star in the Kardashian clan, has been rumored to be dating a much older rapper, Tyga, for weeks now. But last night, Tyga's ex posted pics on Instagram suggesting that she's back together with him. Are Tyga and Kylie just friends? Or is that what Kris Jenner wants… » 10/17/14 1:07pm Friday 1:07pm

Ebola Outbreak Spreads to TV with New Ridley Scott Series

According to the Hollywood Reporter, director Ridley Scott, along with producer Lynda Obst, is developing an Ebola outbreak limited series for Fox TV Studios based on Richard Preston's best-selling high school reading assignment The Hot Zone. Preston will apparently have a new story in this week's New Yorker about the… » 10/17/14 9:09am Friday 9:09am

Is Robin Thicke the Newest Member of Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse?

Could it be? On Friday night, it seems as though Leonardo DiCaprio's Pussy Posse put on their Pussy robes, gathered around their Pussy fire, and inducted a new Pussy member: the newly divorced Robin Thicke. » 10/15/14 4:16pm Wednesday 4:16pm

Jennifer Garner Gave Up Her Life of Streaking to Hire Goat Gardeners

Jennifer Garner, who used to wear wigs on Alias, has presumably been sitting on the story of her life as an avid streaker for years now, based on the enthusiasm and faux aw-shucks she brought to Conan last night. I'm promoting two movies, she probably said to herself in her dressing room mirror. I can finally tell… » 10/15/14 12:38pm Wednesday 12:38pm

Bono Is Sorry U2 Infected Your Phone With Their New Album

Sunglasses model Bono has admitted that, yes, dropping U2's new album Songs of Innocence on everyone's iPhones without their permission was probably not a very good idea. He's sorry about it. http://valleywag.gawker.com/apple-tells-cu... » 10/15/14 9:35am 10/15/14 9:35am

Ratings Screwup Ruins ABC News' Victory Against Brian Williams

Overpowered TV ratings tabulator Nielsen admitted to fucking up months and months of ratings last week and told broadcast networks that they would re-crunch the numbers. In those updated numbers, CNN reliable source Brian Stelter reports, ABC World New Tonight's hard-fought ratings victory over NBC Nightly News and… » 10/14/14 2:30pm 10/14/14 2:30pm

Brad Pitt: I Don't Feel Safe Without a Gun in the House

Angelina Jolie's 50-year-old husband, Brad Pitt, loves guns. He told British radio and television weekly Radio Times that his father "instilled" in him "a profound and deep respect for the weapon" (guns). And apparently at a young age: He bragged to the magazine that he had a shotgun by the time he turned six and was… » 10/14/14 1:32pm 10/14/14 1:32pm

Kesha Says Star Producer Dr. Luke Sexually, Physically Abused Her

The music producer Dr. Luke—pictured above second from right—has been the engine behind inescapable hits from artists like Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, but he never worked more closely with an artist than he did with pop star Kesha, eight of whose nine singles he wrote and co-produced. But rather than a… » 10/14/14 1:30pm 10/14/14 1:30pm