500 Days of Kristin, Day 99: Kristin Has Never Met Olivia Munn But Yeah

Many days of Kristin ago, the world ceased to rotate on its axis for one brief moment when someone—specifically Kristin’s husband Jay Cutler’s coworker Kyle Long—stated that actress Olivia Munn was hotter than future author Kristin Cavallari. Breaking her legendary silence on the matter, Kristin remarked to Us Weekly » 5/04/15 4:48pm Today 4:48pm

A Full House Divided: How Sweet Michelle Tanner Grew to Hate Her Family

Last week, former rock band frontman and current yogurt salesman “Uncle” Jesse Katsopolis fired off an irate tweet about his adopted niece, the actress and fashion designer Michelle Tanner. While Uncle Jesse raised Michelle from infancy alongside her father, Danny, and a host of tenuously- or unrelated children and… » 5/04/15 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

Cosby Show Actress and Writer Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault

Two more women came forward at a press conference with Gloria Allred today to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. One of the women, Lili Bernard, is an actress who played Mrs. Minnifield during the last season of The Cosby Show. The other, Sammie Mays, says Cosby attacked her at a TV conference. » 5/01/15 5:43pm Friday 5:43pm

The Kim Kardashian Selfie Awards For Kim Kardashian Selfies

[Note: Some of the photos below are NSFW]: When you are Kim Kardashian, every year—1998, 2012, 40 A.D., the future—is a good year for you. Looking out over the hills of Calabasas or the boulevards of Paris, your kingdoms, both, you can feel proud of all you have wrought. Fame for you has expanded like a waist freed… » 5/01/15 3:55pm Friday 3:55pm

Breaking: Justin Bieber Creeps Ever Closer to Platonic Ideal of Ellen

It’s not a particularly “fresh” “joke” to point out the similarities between Justin Bieber’s appearance and that of Ellen DeGeneres, but if it’s the truth, what else can you do. Lie? Do you want us to tell you a lie? We are not liars. Justin Bieber got a haircut, and he looks more like Ellen Degeneres than ever.
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John Mayer Just a Guy Who Loves Watches

Did you know John Mayer has a multi-million dollar watch collection? Mayer, the kind of guy who probably refers to having sex with a woman as “getting snatch,” spoke with the New York Times about—you guessed it—watches. As if this guy couldn’t be more of a parody of himself—sensitive yet manly; sensual but horny;… » 4/30/15 2:13pm Thursday 2:13pm

Tattoo Artist Desperately Wants Credit for Drawing a Vag on Demi Lovato

Former Disney starlet Demi Lovato just dropped a sick burn on a tattoo artist who was upset that Demi had someone else draw over her work. Under normal circumstances, a cover-up would be a sign of disrespect, but this is a special case because Lovato was 18 and drunk at the time. And because the tattoo looked like “an… » 4/30/15 1:45pm Thursday 1:45pm

Emma Stone Wears Her Heart On a Paper Bag

Three agonizing weeks ago, we learned the terrible (possible) truth that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking a break from their relationship. We thought we knew it all, then—Us Weekly reported the pair was fighting “a lot” and hadn’t seen each other recently. But as with everything in Hollywood, the more you… » 4/30/15 1:32pm Thursday 1:32pm

Oh God the Trailer for the New Creepy Woody Allen Movie Is Here 

Woody Allen, still standing accused of sexually abusing his adoptive daughter, still making movies with Academy Award nominees. In his next film, Irrational Man, Emma Stone, his latest muse/obsession, plays a college student who falls for her professor (Joaquin Phoenix). Gotta love those relevant power dynamics. » 4/29/15 3:01pm Wednesday 3:01pm