500 Days of Kristin, Day 64: Let's Go Back, Back to the Beginning

Before Kristin Cavallari embarked on the ambitious journey of drafting her debut memoir Balancing on Heels—coming to an Amazon.com near you in 436 days—she was busy popularizing catchphrases like "butt-hurt" and "Stee-pheeennnnn" on MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. » 3/30/15 5:54pm Yesterday 5:54pm

Famed Casting Director Allison Jones Once Sent Me a Very Funny Email

Today, the New Yorker has an excellent profile of Hollywood casting director Allison Jones, the woman who discovered Jonah Hill and "McLovin," among others. In the article, it becomes clear that Jones, while an extremely funny person, doesn't write as often as her talent should dictate, or as her collaborators might… » 3/30/15 5:35pm Yesterday 5:35pm

Please Stop Telling Kit Harington He's a Hunk—He Hates It!

Does anyone have it harder than Kit Harington? You may think yes, but—god love you—that's just because you're stupid. God, you're so stupid you make me sick. » 3/30/15 4:55pm Yesterday 4:55pm

Martha Stewart Imprisoned Again, Trapped in Crowded Elevator

The only insider trading Martha Stewart was doing this time around was: trading tips on how to get out of an elevator (from inside an elevator)! » 3/30/15 12:52pm Yesterday 12:52pm

Fuck Jamie Foxx and His Bad Transphobic Jokes About Bruce Jenner

Jamie Foxx hosted this year's iHeartRadio Awards, which aired last night on NBC. In his opening monologue, he mocked Bruce Jenner by saying, "Bruce Jenner will be here doing some musical performances—he's doing a his and her duet all by himself...I'm just busting your balls, while I still can." » 3/30/15 12:13pm Yesterday 12:13pm

Wait—Why Wasn't Jon Hamm in Gone Girl?

Jon Hamm, who recently completed a 30-day stint in rehab, is headed to our televisions on April 5 in the return of AMC's Mad Men. But why wasn't he headed to our movie screens back on October 3 when Gone Girl came out? Hmm. A good question. » 3/30/15 11:13am Yesterday 11:13am

John Travolta Is "Scientology's Captive": Going Clear's Shocking Claims

Last night, HBO premiered Alex Gibney's documentary exposé Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. How fucked up, dangerous, intimidating, and crooked is Scientology? Let Gibney count the ways. The doc was undoubtedly full of revelations for those who haven't read Lawrence Wright's 2011 New Yorker piece… » 3/30/15 11:02am Yesterday 11:02am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 61: Almond Butter Cookie Plotline REVEALED

Almost 9 weeks ago, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari commenced miserable toil on her debut book, which she has chosen to call Balancing on Heels. At the time, she stated the tome would encompass "really just everything in my life." Today, we can finally reveal the first confirmed part of "everything." » 3/27/15 4:37pm Friday 4:37pm

Zayn Finally Speaks: "I’ve Let Fans Down"

Zayn—what's going on in his brain? So many thoughts he can't contain. He had to give his mouth free rein, so an exclusive interview The Sun obtain(ed)—Zayn. » 3/27/15 3:32pm Friday 3:32pm

Clorox Spox David Hasslehoff Recommends Topless Cleaning Service, Clorox

In a dark meeting of brands, David Hasselhoff agreed to an interview with Yahoo! about his forthcoming Vine ad campaign for Clorox (yes). The Hoff sees himself as the perfect fit for six-second advertisements for cleaning products, and allowing him to explain why and how was a mistake. » 3/27/15 3:18pm Friday 3:18pm

Fred Durst Says He's Not Robert, Looks Pretty Murdery Anyway

The overwhelming popularity of the HBO miniseries The Jinx has brought down shame on the Durst family name. Dursts everywhere, whether directly related to the NYC real estate family or not, have had to assert their independence from the alleged serial killer. The man most often confused for a murderer? Limp Bizkit… » 3/27/15 2:45pm Friday 2:45pm

James Franco Dons Incredible Disguise, Goes Unnoticed by No One

Eva Mendes: I've Said It Before and I'll Say It Again—Fuck Pants

As Eva Mendes desperately tries to sell the Eva Mendes for New York & Company clothing line, which is probably being pitched as "feminine" and "flirty," she must remind you: pants are bad and uncomfortable. Dresses (from the Eva Mendes for New York & Company collection) are great. But pants? No, thank you. » 3/27/15 9:50am Friday 9:50am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 60: The Case of the Missing Rollerskating Party

In 2006, Kristin Cavallari—whose debut book drops in 440 days—hosted a little-watched reality show called Get This Party Started on UPN. Here's a paper advertisement for it. The program ran for only two episodes during the month of February, but at least five more were taped, never to air. » 3/26/15 5:29pm Thursday 5:29pm

Look at Sophie Hunter’s Wedding Gown or Don't, I Don't Care

Sophie Hunter, the woman Benedict Cumberbatch chose to marry instead of you and also instead of me, so sorry to us, unveiled her one-of-a-kind Valentino wedding gown in Vogue and on Instagram today. » 3/26/15 1:10pm Thursday 1:10pm

Laters, Baby: 50 Shades of Grey Sequel Officially Without a Director

"There's something about you. I can't leave you alone. I'm like a moth to a flame," Christian Grey once told Anastasia Steele. In a statement released today, director Sam Taylor-Johnson told the 50 Shades of Grey franchise the opposite. (In a way.) » 3/26/15 10:43am Thursday 10:43am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 59: Sold for $5.99

On the 58th day of Kristin, I revealed that I had recently discovered a rare piece of Kristin Cavallari memorabilia on eBay: a magazine page advertising a little-seen reality show called Get This Party Started, hosted by Kristin. The bidding started and ended at $5.99, and today I can reveal that the high bidder was:… » 3/25/15 3:25pm Wednesday 3:25pm