Kanye West Says He Went Through His Terrible Twos at Age 35

A perfectly charming (slash...boring?) Kanye West recently sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to debut his "Only One" video on her show. During the ensuing chat, Ellen observed that Kanye has been decidedly "calmer." "You don't seem, like uh, like uh...angry!" noted Ellen. » 1/29/15 11:07am 8 minutes ago

Justin Bieber Apologizes to World for Being a Dumb Baby

Last night, after making a perfectly adequate appearance on Ellen, Justin Bieber posted a video on some impenetrable new app apologizing to fans for being "conceited" and "arrogant" for the last 12 to 18 months of his life. "I just want to be kind, and loving, and gentle, and soft," he says. Justin Bieber, please calm… » 1/29/15 9:53am Today 9:53am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 3: She Can Look Skinny, Doesn't Like That Look

Today, Kristin is distracted from writing her debut book Balancing on Heels—due out in 497 days—by her own (low) weight. She tells E! News, "I can look really skinny and I don't like that look. So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now." » 1/28/15 4:45pm Yesterday 4:45pm

Lauren Conrad Is a Goddamn Liar (Just My Opinion) 

Lauren Conrad may seem like a harmless pile of jewel-toned tank tops layered, one on top of the other, into the shape of a great gal who just wants to live her dream of designing bold statement necklaces and reasonably-priced headbands for Kohl's®, but please sit down and calmly listen to what I am about to tell you:… » 1/28/15 4:22pm Yesterday 4:22pm

Carol Brady: I'm 80 and I'm Fucking a Chiropractor from Fort Lauderdale

Florence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the… » 1/28/15 4:14pm Yesterday 4:14pm

Lindsay Lohan Feels Greeting Her Fans Counts as "Community Service"

Busy, besieged by disease Lindsay Lohan is in a mad rush to complete 240 hours of community service this week or be thrown back in the slammer. Good news: She managed to finish 80 hours in just nine days! But as with all things Lohan, not all is as it would appear. » 1/28/15 2:55pm Yesterday 2:55pm

Complimenting Pop Stars' Gowns Is the New Frosty Diva Shade

Hot trend alert! If you are a veteran diva with millions of fans, several No. 1 singles, and a closet full of trophies but still feel the need to assert your superiority over the little brats popping up to snatch your wig and the crown attached to it, get them back by complimenting their gowns. It's the perfect way of… » 1/28/15 2:33pm Yesterday 2:33pm

Tom DeLonge Pens Note to Fans: "I Follow the Light...I Follow Passion"

Ah, yes. Another chapter in the quickly unraveling Blink-182 feud of 2015 has been written, this time in the form of a lengthy letter penned by deposed guitarist Tom DeLonge. DeLonge, a noted 9/11 truther and alien advocate, posted his side of the breakup story to Facebook, pleading fans to listen to the truth. His… » 1/28/15 10:35am Yesterday 10:35am

Is Everything Okay With You Justin Bieber, My Darling Boy?

Above is a photo of Justin Bieber taken yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. Justin, is the music too loud for you, my sweet baby? Is the sun in your eyes? Are those your special blue pillows you take everywhere in case you need a break from a world spinning much too fast beneath your feet? » 1/28/15 8:58am Yesterday 8:58am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 2: She Ate Everything but the Sour Cream

Flaubert once noted that "the art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe." This couldn't be more true for Kristin Cavallari, who is discovering through writing that she believes in carbs, but only some carbs—not the white ones. On the 498th day before her game-changing tip book Balancing on Heels drops,… » 1/27/15 5:32pm Tuesday 5:32pm

Paul Feig's All-Ladies Ghostbusters Casts McCarthy, Three SNL Favorites

After months of exhausting fantasy casting blog posts, Paul Feig's Ghostbusters reboot with an all-female cast is this close to setting its leads: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig and Saturday Night Live's Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones are all in final talks to star. » 1/27/15 5:02pm Tuesday 5:02pm

Taylor Swift to Nick Jonas in Alleged Leaked DMs: "Are we bad kids now?"

Ever looked God straight in the eye? Here's the next best thing: the fellow who claims to have broken into Tayla Swift's Twitter account is tweeting what he claims are screenshots of her DMs with the stars. Take a look—just one peek. » 1/27/15 3:24pm Tuesday 3:24pm