10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Franco plummets to his death on General Hospital, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenact a Real Housewives scene, and dogs that sniff butts for cancer. [Jezebel]
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Dr. Phil Buys $30 Million Recreation of the Alamo

Dr. Phil must be missing his home state of Texas, because he and his wife just paid close to $30 million for this five-bedroom house in Beverly Hills that looks just like the Alamo. Or a fake villa. More »

Project Runway: Other People's Baggage

Everyone lugs around tons of baggage wherever they go, but last night on the season premiere of Project Runway, the contestants had to mine each other's for gold. There was vision and delusion—and Heidi's horrible new haircut. More »

Jersey Shore: The Great Guido Migration

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing. More »

Which Actress Is Faking Her Pregnancy with a Padded Baby Bump?

She's sterile but she's going to pass off an adopted baby as home-made. This actor and actress made a scene doing blow at a party and this singer is cheating with a reality star. At least they're public about it. More »

Miramax Finally Sold (For Good This Time)

Disney has finally completed its excruciatingly long quest to sell Miramax. Price: $660 million. Buyers: an investment group headed by Ron Tutor, a California construction mogul. Non-buyers: the Weinsteins, Ron Burkle, Rob Lowe. Watch Pulp Fiction in their honor. [LAT]

Everything You Need to Know to Watch Jersey Shore

The second season of Jersey Shore starts tonight. Yay! What if you didn't watch the first season? What if you just need to brush up on your guido particulars? What if you want some inside scoop? We've got you covered. More »

Yogi Bear in 3D Was a Bad Idea, Clearly

Thanks to The Chipmunks and their moneymaking Squeakuel, Hollywood is going to make every two-bit old cartoon animal into a live-action movie. Somehow this one fooled Dan Aykroyd, Justin Timberlake, and Anna Faris into thinking it was a good idea More »

It was Alex in the Top Chef Kitchen with the English Pea Purée!

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save thievery and Log Cabin republicans! More »

ABC Exec Resigned Because of Sexual Harassment Probe

ABC Entertainment president Steve McPherson resigned abruptly earlier this week. Now, THR reports the reason: an investigation into multiple sexual harassment complaints from "several women, including some executives and on-air talent." Sounds like an ill-concealed secret! Know more? Email us.

Which Directors Wife Is Having a Slew of Celebrity Affairs?

This lady sure gets around, including two Oscar-caliber actors. This couple is coping with her father's Alzheimer's, this reality lady is thinking about a career in porn, and a boybander has fallen into a cougar's den. Everyone's a home wrecker. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Topless, Heroin-Fueled Photos

Welcome to Midweek Madness! In today's tabloids, we see nude photos of Ms. Jolie, learn Katie Holmes is pregnant again, and discover Lindsay Lohan's a "crybaby" who's figured out a way to cut herself while deprived of sharp objects. [Jezebel]

CBS to Finally Put Some Gay Characters On Their Network

The Eye, recently slammed by GLAAD for the second year in a row for having exactly zero LGBT characters on any of their shows, has decided to rectify their big gay problem. Three queer characters will be introduced next season. More »

Sumner Redstone Can't Stop Putting Party Girls on the Company Payroll

Sumner Redstone, you cad! Already in hot water over trying to bribe a reporter to out a source and giving $100K in stock to a sexxxy girl band member, Sumner's now reportedly put another sexxxy young woman on the payroll. More »

Which Rock Star's Daughter Was Giving Out BJs Willy-nilly at a Nightclub?

This music scion was indeed going nilly on willies. Also today a mysterious item about a lesbian Hollywood couple and the TV actress who broke them up (I think), and two singers entering a feud. More »

Sucker Punch: We're All Sexy In Our Fantasies

Here's a teaser trailer for Zack Snyder's latest green screen opus, Sucker Punch, a vaguely retro tits 'n' targets action movie starring a bevvy of fresh-faced wood nymphs. Why it's little Jena Malone, and Jamie from The Real World! More »

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Happy Birthday to Me

Last night's wander into the Housewives chicken coop was all about years. Years passing, marking births and anniversaries, growth and recession, learning and forgetting. This is the ebb and flow of progress. The Housewives are just caught in the tide. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: Country Music Star

Hey, pull up your pickup and sit on this hay bale and listen to ol' windswept Gwyneth Paltrow sing you a country ballad. It's called "Country Strong", and is from her new movie of the same name. More »

Which Health-Crazed Actress Is Throwing Up Bean Burritos in Secret?

The headline item is quite obvious. There's also something about The Hills (ugh), a young pop star who is shirking her responsibilities, and another terrible thing from terrible Ted Casablanca, America's gossip banshee. More »

Let Me In: Swedish Kiddie Vampires Remade in New Mexico

Here's a trailer for Let Me In the American remake of the Swedish child-vampire flick Let the Right One In by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves. Everyone loved the original—how does the new one look? More »