10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Weezer rocks out on Yo, Gabba Gabba!, a commercial suggests cheating on your spouse with an Avatar, and we discover the worst ever Crap Text Message From A Dude. [Jezebel]

Thank God Almighty, Katherine Heigl Is Free at Last

On this rainy Friday we bring you news of beautiful, sunshiny Hollywood. A film gets a re-release, Grey's Anatomy's brightest star may be supernova'ing, and another young star gets a notch in her belt. Yay showbiz!

Which Actress Had a Miscarriage Because She Couldn't Quit Coke?

Her husband still doesn't know about the drugs! Everyone knows about this actress' drinking problem, especially when she publicly "performs." This male actor is just jonesing for sex with underage girls. Might as well face it, we're addicted to gossip.

Won't Someone Think Of The Children? Prude Americans Offended By Beyoncé, Pink & Gaga At Grammys

Grammy night, many female artists wore very… revealing ensembles. Fun for us, maybe, but some viewers with delicate sensibilities found it necessary to complain to the FCC. Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, some emails are online. [Jezebel]

New Twilight Trailer So Good It Blows One Dude's Shirt Off

Zomgoggles, here is the just-released trailer for the new Twilight movie, Total Eclipse of the Heart. There is: replacement vampire witch Bryce Dallas Howard (a big movie star!), everyone loving Bella, and shirtlessness. Always with the shirtlessness. Sparkly news day!

Dating Corey Haim: "My First Major Heartbreak"

Lala Sloatman co-starred with Corey Haim in The Watchers and Dream A Little Dream, and they dated for two years at the peak of his fame. Here's what Sloatman tells us about that heady time. [Jezebel]

The Real World: The Effects of Negative Media Stereotypes on Women

This report, fictionally filed by NPR correspondent Nina Totenberg, shows that the female residents of a house at 2000 S St., NW in Washington, D.C. are not only influenced by negative media portrayals of their gender, but also perpetuate them.

Which Oscar Nominee Is Installing a Stripper Pole for At-Home Performances?

It's not for his wife, it's for the hired help. This actress quit a job to get away from a power couple and their "arrangement." A friendly duo is only partying together for the fame. Two's company, three's a party!

Just What You Need: More Bravo Shows

The lady/gay reality network has added a fifth evening of original programming to its brightly-hued lineup, we're guessing Sunday night. New shows will include Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and some actual scripted fare, including a comedy about male escorts. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Tom Forcibly Impregnates Katie

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week: Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that Suri's going without shoes. [Jezebel]

Hey, Network TV: If You Can't Say Anything Nice About the Internet, Stop Making Episodes About Bloggers

Last night, CBS's The Good Wife, that show that I think is a fictionalized Silda Spitzer thing, was about people Tweeting scandalous things at each other. Then it literally mentioned Politico blogger Ben Smith, by name. This has to stop.