CBS Embroiled in NCIS Farting Hippo Puppet Lawsuit

If you are unfamiliar with "Bert the Farting Hippo," then just ask your dad: it's a recurring prop on his favorite CBS procedural, NCIS. The makers of the plush hippo that makes farting noises and costs $45 are suing the network and Delivery Agent Inc., the company that operates their online store, for alleged… » 8/26/14 2:58pm Yesterday 2:58pm

Justin Bieber Got Into a Fight at a Dave & Buster's Last Night

He has joked about fucking his friend's mom, gotten swung on in an Italian restaurant and, of course, pissed in a mop bucket. There is nothing too low-rent for Justin Bieber, and now we can add this one to the list: last night in Los Angeles, he got into a fight at a Dave & Buster's. » 8/26/14 11:47am Yesterday 11:47am

Look At All This Shade-Throwing at the Emmys

This year's Emmys was the awards show where people stopped being polite and started getting real. I have never seen more obviously disappointed, if not flat-out pissed, reactions to losing entertainment trophies than I did during last night's ceremony. Check out Cicely Tyson redefining gif-able shade above when… » 8/26/14 9:50am Yesterday 9:50am

Cary Fukunaga: Hottest Straight Guy at the Emmys

Cary Joji Fukunaga, a half-Swedish, half-Japanese demi-god sent by Zeus to Los Angeles to work on movies and TV shows, won an Emmy tonight for directing Nic Pizzolatto's shitty True Detective scripts into something watchable. He looked good. He had his long hair in tiny little braids. His jawbone was strong and tan.… » 8/25/14 11:25pm Monday 11:25pm

Billy Crystal's Heartbreaking Tribute to Robin Williams

At tonight's Emmys, Billy Crystal spoke succinctly and movingly about his comedy peer and "the greatest friend you could ever imagine," Robin Williams. "It's very hard to talk about him in the past because he was so present in all of our lives," he said during his three-minute tribute, which preceded a short montage… » 8/25/14 10:35pm Monday 10:35pm

The Emmys Censored the Punchline of That Last Robin Williams Bit

Tonight, the Emmys paid tribute to Robin Williams. Billy Crystal's speech to his late friend was heartfelt and touching, but the the accompanying montage missed an opportunity to pay genuine tribute to Williams at his absolute best—by cutting the profane punchline of one of his most famous bits. » 8/25/14 10:32pm Monday 10:32pm

Weird Al Made Up Lyrics to TV Theme Songs and They're All Wrong

Weird Al Yankovic followed his chart-topping new album by parodying the theme songs from some of this year's nominated shows. Unfortunately for Weird Al, he got the fake lyrics totally wrong. Please join Gawker editor-in-chief Max Read in the comments to help correct Yankovic's take on the themes from Mad Men, Scandal » 8/25/14 10:03pm Monday 10:03pm

Watch Bryan Cranston Make Out With Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the Emmys

After a skit during which Julia Louis-Dreyfus pretended not to remember his guest appearance on Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston stopped the Veep star on her way to collect her trophy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series and gave her an eleven-second long kiss. "Um, yeah he was on Seinfeld," she said after finally… » 8/25/14 9:07pm Monday 9:07pm

Here's Your 2014 Emmy Award Winners

It's Emmys time, on a Monday night in August. Why? Because NBC makes too much money airing football on Sundays in the fall to accommodate your needs. No matter! We're here, updating throughout the night with the ceremony's winners. Join us in the comments to air your grievances, cheer on your favorites, and make… » 8/25/14 7:38pm Monday 7:38pm

Farrah Abraham's Strip Club Contract Just Bought Her a $100,000 Car

Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, fresh from landing what she claims is a $544,000 contract to dance at an Austin, Tex. strip club, has wisely reinvested the money in her burgeoning frozen yogurt business. Just kidding: She bought a very expensive new car. » 8/22/14 3:25pm Friday 3:25pm

Scott Weiland Is Not in Jail, Says Scott Weiland (and Police)

Last night, TMZ posted a story claiming—based on a statement from the Beverly Hills Police Department—former Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland was in jail after stealing razors from a CVS with a bunch of meth in his pockets. Turns out it was just some other guy, though. Whoops! » 8/22/14 10:15am Friday 10:15am