500 Days of Kristin, Day 257: Who Wore it Best, Kim Kardashian or Kristin? (The Answer Will Surprise You)

Kim Kardashian currently stars on the reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kristin Cavallari used to star on the reality show The Hills. You might think the similarities between the two end there, but you’re wrong, because Kristin and Kim Kardashian also dress alike, because Kristin copies Kim Kardashian.… »10/09/15 5:07pmYesterday 5:07pm

Deconstructing the Horror Genre One Grieving Heart at a Time: The Final Girls

Superficially, Todd Strauss-Schulson’s The Final Girls looks like what would happen if Friday the 13th got the Wes Craven’s New Nightmare treatment: It’s a self-referential exploration of tropes (it takes its title from scholar Carol J. Clover’s brilliant analysis of horror cinema), a genre-excavation using a… »10/09/15 4:26pmYesterday 4:26pm

Victoria Is an Insane 138-Minute Movie Filmed in One Continuous Take

One night in Berlin, a young woman from Spain meets a group of local guys while leaving a nightclub. She clicks with one of them, and so she decides to hang out with the group. Instead of being repelled when they attempt to break into a car that isn’t theirs, she’s enticed. They kick off a wild night that involves… »10/09/15 1:50pmYesterday 1:50pm

Stephenie Meyer Says She Literally Flipped a Table After Grey Ripped Off Her Idea

Twilight Saga perpetrator Stephenie Meyer has been working for a few years on Midnight Sun, a novel that retells the first Twilight book from the point of view of the creepy 100-year-old vampire who’s obsessed with a teenage girl for some reason. Twilight fans are fiending for the new book, but Meyer says it will… »10/09/15 1:22pmYesterday 1:22pm

I Want To Die

A refresher course on Justin Bieber’s dad. He’s allegedly: abandoned Bieber’s mother, roundhouse kicked a woman in the face, harassed a fight attendant so badly that she cowered in a cockpit, thrown a dog off a balcony and trashed an apartment paid for by his son. And he dresses like every day is Halloween during the… »10/09/15 12:25pmYesterday 12:25pm

Malcolm-Jamal Warner Says Cosby Rape Allegations Ruined The Cosby Show

Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who played Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show, is now speaking out about the dozens of women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. He told the Associated Press on Thursday that he’s primarily upset about the tarnished legacy of The Cosby Show. »10/09/15 10:00amYesterday 10:00am

John Stamos Got Popped for Driving Under the Influence of GHB

John Stamos, famous for playing an allegedly cool dude who lived in his brother-in-law’s attic, was arrested back in June for driving under the influence; his silver Benz was spotted swerving dangerously through Beverly Hills. Now TMZ reports what he was allegedly under the influence of: GHB, a sedative perhaps best… »10/08/15 10:50amThursday 10:50am

500 Days of Kristin, Day 255: Can You Spot the Deal? 

Kristin Cavallari, an important designer for the Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry shoe label, is having a good week. This is due to the fact that Kristin’s fringed “Cassie” boot made it into Life & Style Weekly’s “Designer or Deal?” column. The point of the column, if you’re not familiar and bad at guessing, is… »10/07/15 5:25pmWednesday 5:25pm

Nicki Minaj Gets the Final Word on Miley Cyrus Feud

In the latest issue of the New York Times magazine, Nicki Minaj says something extremely well-reasoned regarding Miley Cyrus’s engagement with black culture. It is pointed and specific without getting unfairly personal or malicious. All internet thinkpieces should strive for its tone and succinctness. In fact, it is,… »10/07/15 11:41amWednesday 11:41am

The Ultimate Madonna Stan Wrote a Book About Her That's the Size of a Phone Book

As someone who has enjoyed Madonna’s work for the past 30+ years, Matthew Rettenmund’s Encyclopedia Madonnica 20 interests me. But as someone who engages with extreme human behavior for my job, Matthew Rettenmund’s Encyclopedia Madonnica 20 fascinates me. And the behavior I’m most fascinated by is not Madonna’s, but… »10/07/15 11:13amWednesday 11:13am

Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors: Scott's Final Episode and Kris Jenner's Betrayal

Hell hath no fury like a woman forced to film multiple enraged scenes about how her former husband who is now a woman named Caitlyn badmouthed her to Vanity Fair well over a month after the article in question is released. Kris Jenner’s fury is impressive, but especially when you consider that these scenes filmed well… »10/06/15 7:05pmTuesday 7:05pm