Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn Are Your New True Detectives

We have finally seen the signs that our exit is coming up on our trip down the long, winding road that is the casting of season two of HBO's True Detective, a television show about white people talking to each other in ponderous soliloquies. HBO has confirmed that Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn will star in the second… » 9/23/14 2:57pm Yesterday 2:57pm

Clay Aiken Says Celebs in Photo Hacking Scandal Got What They Deserved

Clay Aiken, former American Idol contestant who you sort of remember, current Democratic nominee in North Carolina's 2nd congressional district, has some thoughts about the recent celebrity nude photo hacking scandal. Wanna hear 'em? » 9/19/14 4:06pm Friday 4:06pm

An American Family in Ruins: Honey Boo Boo's Parents Split

It's a tragedy for me to see the dream is over: TMZ is reporting that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch June Thompson and her fairly beta other half Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson are no more. It seems that Sugar Bear has been trolling online for a new partner, and Mama June is convinced that he's been cheating on her.… » 9/19/14 3:31pm Friday 3:31pm

Ryan Gosling Wept Over New Baby, Prob Remembering Unrelated Sad Thing

Ryan Gosling, actor who isn't even married to Eva Mendes yet so technically—you know, obviously who knows, but it's just, technically you guys could still date, reportedly wept at the sight of his newborn baby girl. Why? Has Ryan Gosling never seen a baby before? » 9/18/14 1:18pm Thursday 1:18pm

Report: "Bitchy" Fashion Week Models Put Cigs in Kendall Jenner's Drink

Teen fashion model and Kim Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner learned some important lessons at New York Fashion Week this year. 1) nepotism is a double-edged sword, and 2) fashion models are hungry and therefore mean! Reportedly, a gaggle of models without famous sisters put cigarettes in Kendall's drink backstage. » 9/18/14 10:18am Thursday 10:18am

Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Are Reportedly Headed for Divorce

Sad news for fans of hot love, classic tunes, and correctly chosen "looks": it seems Avril Lavigne and husband Chad Kroeger (from Nickelback—you know him) are headed for divorce. » 9/17/14 1:03pm 9/17/14 1:03pm

Report: Ariana Grande Hopes Her Fans All Fucking Die

Ariana Grande, mumbly little peanut on the left, god knows what on the right, has had her tiny share of bad press lately. She's already been accused of wielding a diva-like attitude towards photographers and interviewers, and she's just been accused of wanting all of her fans to fucking die. Classic diva. » 9/17/14 11:28am 9/17/14 11:28am

Lindsay Lohan Handled Whitney Houston's Corpse at L.A. Morgue

Enthusiastic storyteller Lindsay Lohan told an interviewer this weekend that while she was doing 12-hour shifts in a morgue as court-ordered punishment for drunk driving, she handled Whitney Houston's dead body. The work was, as she recalls, "F'd up and inappropriate." » 9/15/14 10:54am 9/15/14 10:54am

John Cusack's Brian Wilson Biopic and More: TIFF Dispatch Two

Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the Toronto International Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. This, the second dispatch includes the Brian Wilson biopic Love & Mercy, Hungry Hearts, and No Soy Lorena. » 9/12/14 4:44pm 9/12/14 4:44pm