Jamie Foxx To Exact Sketch Comedy Revenge On Us All

We really should have gone to see Law Abiding Citizen! We really should have. Also today: Somehow a young filmmaker gets his shot, casting news for two Showtime shows, and renewal news for two TNT series. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Ashton Cheats On Demi

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I tip the celebrity weeklies after gorging on gossip. This week, when Shiloh isn't tearing Brad and Angie apart, she's clawing at Zahara. And Ashton totally made out with some blonde. [Jezebel]

How Much Money Will the Stars Make on Dancing with the Stars?

We already know who's going to be hoofing on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, but just how big of a payday is waiting for the likes of Bristol Palin and The Situation? It's less than you think. More »

Black Swan Sounds Crazy, Amazing

Darren Aronofsky's new ballet thriller (yes!) Black Swan premiered at the Venice Film Festival last night and reviews are in. Most people? Most people really liked the film, which sounds weird, dark, and insanely intriguing. More »

The Name of Conan O'Brien's New Show Is...

...Conan. Yup. No "show" or "night" variation. Not even a "barbarian" mention. Just plain old Conan. This is what he tells us in a new video, complete with scraggly beard and jokes. Exciting! Let's hope that's not the set, though.

Which Actress Is in a Relationship with Both a Man and a Woman?

Looks like she's doubling her chances of a date on Saturday night. These costars scored with a set of twins, this actor is doing too much coke, and there's something going on with gorillas. We wonder if Snooki's involved? More »

Which Tween Singer Was Doing Coke in a Nightclub?

But if she's not 21, how did she even get in the club in the first place? The Emmys brought awkward moments for a bunch of love-lorn actors and this star was banned from a hotel for bad behavior. More »

Toronto Film Festival Threatened by Bedbugs

The increasingly important festival is in scramble mode after a customer at the main venue for their 9/9-9/19 movie party complained about bedbug bites. How'd they get there? Well, the Degrassi kids were just in New York. Filthy teens.

Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds Are Moving to San Francisco Together

And they're bringing two older men with them. Also today: 3D war movies are the most reverential of 3D movies, some funny Emmys reporting, and that SNL news that's been all over. More »

Machete Gets All Political and Stuff

An early review of Robert Rodriguez's Mexploitation flick Machete indicates that the movie is both silly and heavy-handed: "it feigns outrageousness while too often opting to earnestly indulge in ... sincere political sermonizing." But, yeah, Lohan's naked, so. [Slant, via]

The Shocking Last Exorcism Twist Revealed

It's true. There's a surprise ending. Did people like it? Find out for yourself. People did definitely like a film about people taking things called Takers, and people still feel pretty good about Julia Roberts too. More »

Which Star Had His Mother Break Up with His Famous Girlfriend for Him?

This momma's boy couldn't even do his own dumping! Several movie stars raised money for a needy makeup artist, a famous dad is sick of his kids, and this celeb was fired from Abercrombie. That's still better than the Gap. More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Real Sports reveals that Tareq and Michaele Salahi are crooks and weirdos, Charlie Day makes penetration jokes about Jennifer Aniston, and the Miss Universe cultural costumes could be future Lady Gaga outfits. [Jezebel]

Let Us Relive the Memories of Horrible Emmys Past

The Emmys are this Sunday, and we're a little bit excited. (But not too excited.) Especially when we remember just how fraught with peril TV's big night can be. Let's look at some of the worst, shall we? More »

Project Runway: There's No 'We' in Team

Last night our squad of wannabe designers was cloven down the middle to form two teams: "The Golden Children" and the "Bad News Bears." It was a battle for the ages, and General Tim Gunn was not pleased. More »

Which Mother Was So Coked up She Forgot About Her Kids?

Luckily one of her assistants came to pick the tykes up at school. This celeb lies to the media about not owning a TV and this former tweener is now a used-up, drugged-out mess. At least she doesn't have kids. More »